Koala Express 2

The Last Post & MSN

2009-08-13T06:16:00.000-07:00

Koala wana say gud bai bai lor... Gud bai lar... here lar say gud bye. Berapa kali mau I cakap gudbye? *Phiak... This post is the 200th century post. Walaueh... Chey.... Wat-der-coincidence... Yar yar... Coincidence lar. So... Koala is not going to re-open this blog anymore or open another new blog. So means, no more blogging yah... for koala lar. Yea... must celebrate lar lidat. Mwuahaha... So hor, if no more koala to make u laugh like a horse, or a pig, stay strong okay. Ppl 1 day will depart. No need to be sad... or cry...

The reason? Wat reason? Oh oh... Ermmm... Hmmm... Koala just tired of fake ppl everywhere. The blog will be removed by this month end. Yes, all removed. So, if u wana read my previous posts, read lar. After dat all gone.

Also... (another bad news... mwuahaha) Koala is also gona clear all msn. Yes all of it. Zero left. Those who has koala's number, fuiyoh ur so lucky man. Wahaha... At least can get in touch yar with koala. But but knowing nobody will do 1 lar. They lay eggs by my numbers. Bwuahaha... Those who don't have my number, ask from those who have. :P

The numbers in my phone will be the last to clear. By end of the year. Remember 1 thing yar, cherish wat u have now before its lost. Koala won't be visiting anybody's blog. No more noti koala comments.

Koala wishes you all the best. Sayonara. Hug hug... Bye bye... Wan tissue? Muack muack can? Kekeke...

G.I.Joe

2009-08-09T07:19:00.000-07:00

This is a not bad movie. Gud special effects. Better than Transformers. There's part 2 obviously. I like the part, the bad lady at last be with him, the leng cai. Bwuahaha...

Wireless

2009-08-08T11:41:00.000-07:00

Last fri afternoon, I've bought this DLink 2640T n I can't get it connected until now! Mwuahaha... My Tmnet modem died so happens on dat day. Out of warranty and TMnet can't replace. Without it, no internet. Next, had to configure my wireless access point and firewall and port forwarding for torrents. Now I can work from home as my notebook needs wireless and vpn.

Since I was sick n sleep like a baby even when kingdom comes, tmrw I go watch Harry potter and GI Goe. :P Hope u all have a nice weekend.

Castle Age

2009-08-02T08:14:00.000-07:00

William is leading an army of Knights, Elves, Wizards, and Dragons to battle the hordes of evil.

Your friend's treasury is flourishing in Castle Age and just received an income payment of 16350070 gold!

Yes, 16,350,070 Million in 1 hour is my earnings now. In 1 day, I get 392,401,680 Million. Hehe... My level now is 65 and soon will be 66.

Sorry guys. I know I've not being faithful to you all. Ahem... Neglecting you all. Esp my blog. U see, I'm being tired with people. Esp those who doesn't care abt koala. I've distanced myself lately by playing games. Castle Age is just one of them. On my list are many more. Castle Age is my top game. I'm also fedup with work almost everday. Besides games, I would immerse myself into DVDs. I don't really like making frens nowadays. All I know is that most of them are not sincere. When they want something from you, they only then wants to know you. They never call me for any sincere outing. Koala not stupid ok. I know very well your motives behind.

The Door

2009-08-02T06:44:00.000-07:00

When koala opens the door, i wish its koala's bedroom's door, ... anyway ... koala also sometimes opens for other person who so happens ~~cuming~~ coming towards the door. Sometimes dat ~~blardy~~ person will take the sweetest time walking towards the door. When koala hold the door for you, walk a bit faster lar can or not? If you come quickly grabbing koala ~~hand or other (u know...)~~ better. You think koala is door man ah? Hehe... Door man for lengcai, koala can hold it forever 1. Kekeke... So the rules is, never hold a door for pregnants, blind or old n women. Esp women! You'll die holding. Bwuahaha...

Last 2 weeks ago, koala cooked for the ex boss. Unfortunately he's on mc. So I invite a colleague on the same dept. 1st I sms him. No answer. Then I asked him verbally since he sits in front of me. No answer. Pukimak. He fucking mute isit. Damn blardy rude. Cook shit for u next time. Shit oso i wont cook for u. Then i invite other dept. At least ppl thank u me. U see, y other dept treat u better ur own ah? Then last week I cook for the ex boss who's on the other dept. Told him aledi I cooking for tmrw n yet he told me the next day he got plans. Pukimak. Wats wrong with people nowadays ah. Cibai. U think I cook like so easy 5 minutes isit? Free food some more. I not going to cook anymore. Fuck off. Wait... better news...

Then the idiot moron with no brains obviously, telling us to go to the vendor place for 2 fucking weeks just bcos we havent go there b4. Alooo... U think I so free isit. 2 weeks bro. Niamah... The vendor kenot do their work n ask us go there to tibai their work. tibai means investigate. U mgt ppl kenot do anything, u expect us do miracle isit? Fuck man. Going that place jams. Coming back also jam. They think give u allowance is very big. The idiot at 1st says wants us to go there. Next story he told us is mgt. Mau tipu, tipu baik baik lar. U think we idiots isit? Then even better, we got no cards. Not even temporary cards. Go toilet, u must wait for ppl either go in or out. Aiyo... The boss shud arrange these things for us. Anyway, wat u expect from a moron. Aih, better leave this shit hole.

Hamsap couple

2009-07-31T05:50:00.000-07:00

Me: Dearrrr
Dear: Yes Dearrrr
Me: Why are you hamsap?
Dear: Why say me hamsap?
Me: Cos your hand is holding my thing.
Dear: You also wat.
Me: We are so couple.
Dear: Yala. Hamsap couple.

Bali Trip #2

2009-07-24T06:41:00.000-07:00

Here's more random pics from Bali. Now this is obviously a bloated frog n u know who isit. Hehe...

From one of the palace of Suharto.

The hidden waterfall. Surprisingly, only an english mid 30 couple was around. They were like picnicking n kissing. lolx...

Water is crystal clear.

Watching the sunset at tanah rata.

My flight to bali. U saw the volcano?

Bali Trip

2009-07-23T08:51:00.000-07:00

Last sun at Chinoz.

A waterfall cascading downstream. Nice and cooling. Very cold actually.

I like the drop back with the frontal bridge. I did walked on it. Lucky didn't collapse. Wahaha...

Ah a leng cai I camwhore. Click on the pic for better view on him.

Another view.

The hotel pool that I stayed. Quite deep. 8 foot.

Facebook

2009-07-05T10:16:00.000-07:00

Sorry guys... oops... sorry gays... keke... for the long long absence lar. I've been playing facebook games. Been addicted. Not only I've hooked up to it but also hooked up to some guy lar. Bwuahaha...

So, got miss me onot? Hehe... I was at first don't like to use facebook. It was my little bro who told me of the games n I've hooked to it ever since. Must blame my bro for dat. Plus I was away to Bali for 4 days, 3 nites last weekend. I haven't post the pics. Later la.

Oh and the guy dat I was hooked on, since my dad wasn't ard, koala was noti. 230 in the morning go fetch a guy back home. Hug n sleep on the bed. Keke... He very noti 1. Koala sleeping hor, he go hug koala from the back. Hehe...

Everyday I would eagerly come back home from work, not lay eggs but play facebook games. :P Castle Age n Bard Buddy are my fav. Happy Farm n Farmville is my less fav. At work, facebook was block. :'(

Defensive Driving & Road Safety

2009-06-18T04:38:00.000-07:00

Koala got few precautions for u. Especially for boi boi. Kaka... Cos they're so young n so innocent 1. Keke... They duno the world is dark, stormy n dangerous. So, if u saw koala, RUN! DO NOT stop! Hehe... Gud. Ok now... Here we go... I try to remember and total recall from a talk program this morning. I do not copy from elsewhere ok. Koala got gud memory 1.

Precautions
1. DO NOT panic!
2. Use ur brain to think.
3. DO NOT simply let ur lives in the hand of ambulance or bomba. U must ask or demand.
4. Never drink and drive or u'll drink and die.
5. DO NOT overload ur car.
6. DO NOT sleep in the car. Whether passenger or driver. The car is not a palce for u to sleep. The bed is! The immediate force of impact can break ur neck. U can sleep forever then. When u sleep, ur head is either sideways or tilted/bended front downwards.
7. If ur sleepy while driving, stop n rest for a while! When ur sleepy, the mind play tricks. U drive when u drive.
8. DO NOT discuss sensitive matter to the driver. The driver will loose concentration.

What to store in car
1. A 2 liter of water that is stored and easily available upon reach. Do not store at the back bonet.
2. A bath towel.
3. Pressurised fire extinguishers.
4. Medium sized first aid kit.
5. Big flash lights
6. Big bags.
7. Water proof bags.
8. Get a data card. When u can't speak, it can speak for u. (I'll give the website later)

What NOT to store in car
1. Weapons unless u have martial arts certificate.
2. Any sticks. Eg. hockey stick, bats, golf, etc. U can be charged for possessing dangerous weapons which minimum carries 2 yrs inprisonment! Its ur life ok.
3. Big Teddy bears, big objects, hanging CDs, pagodas, shylling boxes, perfume bottles or any harmful things. In accidents, it is these things that causes severe injuries, disfigurements and death.

What U shud keep closely to u
1. Pepper spray. A normal pepper spray can spray up to 8 feet. Better ones up to 20 feet. At safe distance, warn the person not to get close. Pepper spray has yellow markers that is invincible to naked eyes. It can be seen using special eye wear. Anyone who is caught in the spray will be cry baby for 45 minutes.

If ur accidently/purposely engaged in riots n came in contact with bomba using water as dispersers that causes itchiness, the authorities can identify u using the same techniques and will detain u at roadblocks.

Leaving ur car on side lanes
1. If ur car breaks down and had to be left on the left most lane or emergency lanes, make sure u have big reflective stickers or better still moving arrow lights gadgets. If u have moving arrow lights gadgets, place it at the behind windscreen and then ensure that the arrow is pointing towards the right. Not left or upwards ok. Lolx
2. If ur replacing ur types, make sure u have placed many warning signs away and behind ur car. U can put toilet roll, rolling it out from far behind towards ur car. Start by roll it from the inner most then roll diagonally towards the rear right side of ur car. Place few stones ontop of the toilet paper to prevent wind from blowing away. U can use those extended road signs. Watever u put,
DO NOT ask any person be ur signboard!
3. DO NOT admire or wait too long changing tyres. U run the risk of exposing to accidents by reckless drivers or from scammers/robbers.
4. If u leave ur car unattended and without any signs to warn other motorists especially at night and any death occured due to ur car, you can be jailed a minimum 2 yrs inprisonment!

Broken Windscreen and Windows
1. If ur windscreen is damaged, do not drive. The broken glass can fly to ur face.
2. If your window is broken and u want to prevent rain from entering, use the big bag to cover.

Huge Cuts
1. Some accidents or robbery causes huge cuts. Use the towel to wrap over the body.
2. If the cut is big and exposing the belly, DO NOT sit! U must lie on sideways. Else ur belly will spill out!
3. If the cut is big on other parts, use the cloth type handiplast, cut in to H shape. How? Fold the longer side into half. Lets say u fold from left to right. Then on the right side which is the exposing part, cut a section of the middle part. Open it and u get a H shape. Make more of it. Then acting like a stapler, stapler the wound from one side to the other side tightly.
4. Never use absorbants on wounds. It absorbs blood. Eg. pampers. Use clean clothes.

Flies
1. There're 2 types of flies. Big flies are attracted to wounds. They feed on the salt that is from the wound.
2. Small flies are attracted to dead bodies.

Smokers
1. For smokers who drive, if ur petrol compartment is on your right, DO NOT smoke. The ash that u throw out can ignite it. We call that die smoking.
2. Also for smokers, if u wana smoke while driving, pls be considerate. Watch out for motorcycles from ur side mirror before u throw the ash or cigarette butt out. U can cause accidents.

Junctions
1. When ur at the junction, take more time to look at the left n right before u go. Some vehicles can appear out of nowhere.
2. DO NOT immediately go after the green light is on. Some drunkers n motorcycles don't stop.

M a t r e m p i t s
1. When u saw them in front of u, DO NOT overtake them.
2. Detour elsewhere.
3. If they throw EGGS at ur windscreen, DO NOT turn on ur wiper. It will cause the egg to spread. The wind will harden it. U will not able to see. Keep a 2 liter water bottle in ur car. Use it on ur windscreen without the wiper turned on.
4. They may throw spark plugs to their back when they're in front of u. It will crack ur windscreen. So DO NOT intimidate them.
5. They may also wrap a big stone in a cloth to smash ur car windows.
6. If they try cause harm to you, drive quickly to police station (which is hard to find :P), hospitals, hotels (leave ur car n quickly go inside the hotel as the hotel security must protect u since ur in their premise even though ur a guest.), restaurants or bomba. These places have cameras.
7. Gud news is that the authorities are coming hard on them sooner.

Car Jack
1. The car jack is a very useful item to force open any trapped obstacles.
2. Its also a death trap when its used on an uneven road while u need to go underneath ur car. This applies on oily or smooth (cement/tile/marble) surfaces.
3. Never jack up ur car n go underneath it!

Trapped in accidents
1. If u want to help others who are trapped, use the car jack to force open the door.
2. Go buy the gadget that can cut thru seat belts that also comes with window smasher. Turtle turned car can result u not able to release ur seat belt due to ur heavy load. Use the window smasher to smash the window to get out as the door may not open.
3. If you can't move, u may have spine injury. Tell the ambulance or bomba that u want a spineboard!

Car on smoke
1. Keep a 1.5 liter pressure fire extinguisher that is approved by sirim. DO NOT use the canister type! Trapped heat in the car parked under the sun can cause it to explode!
2. If u notice ur car bonet is emitting smoke, it means either the radiator or cabling is faulty. To check for radiator, see if the temperature gauge at the dashboard if high.
3. DO NOT open the car bonet! Oxygen will double the size of the fire.
4. Fully depressed the 1.5 liter pressure fire extinguisher aiming any spot that has opening. Wait till there's no smoke before u open the bonet. DO NOT repeat the half depress, stop n half depress ok. It must be full depress to work! Else oxygen will sip back in if u stop. After fully finish it, turn it to negative. NOT positive! Read the instructions
5. If the fire have already engulf the front seats n dashboard, it takes only 1 min to burst the car. DO NOT be a hero!
6. The fire extinguisher can only be used for small fire. Not big ones.

Damaged Car and Towed
1. If the front is damaged, do not drive. Turn off the engine! The radiator may leak. U may risk damaging the engine causing for an overhaul which is more expensive.
2. U must not open any damaged parts. Ur insurance will not cover it if u do so.
3. U must follow the tow car if ur car is towed. They may enroute to other place to change ur car parts before going to the police station! They have a list of parts to be identified so that they can take it off from your car and replaced with faulty or recon (non original) parts.
4. If ur car need to be in workshop for few days, take off your road tax! Remove it using WD40. They can remove it and use on rental cars! Speed traps takes photos and identified from ur road tax! U will get the saman/compound!
5. Other basic steps are given when u renew ur insurance. I'll skip here.

Petrol station
1. DO NOT go during off peak hours.
2. DO NOT enter the convineant store if u notice few motorcyclists or few persons in a car gathered outside. They're waiting to engage in robbery.
3. If ur inside the store, DO NOT look at them or pick a fight! If they think u recognise them, they will harm u. Squat down and don't look at them!
4. Always use the front few refillers as the camera is normally installed at the front.
5. For the wife who wants to go to the toilet, tell ur husband to follow. Don't tell ur wife, dear u go ah. I wait u here. He married to u, so ask him to follow! Wahaha...

Flood
1. If there's a flood, do not pass thru. Ur exhaust pipe is only half the height of the tyre. If u run thru the water, the running back tyres will cause the water to be full height of the tyre enabling water to get into the exhaust pipe n killing off the engine. Diesel engine can only pass thru.
2. If ppl tell u don't pass, don't pass lar. Don't be stubborn.
3. Flood water consists of mud that can cause parts that drive the tyres not to work.

Tailing or Overtake
1. DO NOT tail any big heavy vehicles!
2. If ur driving a motorcycle or a small car, when u overtake, overtake quickly n fast and make sure ur vehicle is not close to it. Means u must use the most right most available space. Big vehicles creates a huge vaccumm that sucks ur bike in! Small vehicles will be flipped overturned!
3. If its carrying loggers, DO NOT be at the side.

Road Lanes
1. DO NOT use emergency lanes! Many drivers wants short cuts. This lane has plenty of debris or parts that can damage ur tyres and hence accidents.
2. The right most lane is for overtaking. It's not for u to hog that lane even though ur driving according to speed limits on that lane. Some ppl think its as such and show u the middle finger.
3. The left most lane is normally used for heavy vehicles. They're not SOP (standard operating procedure) vehicles. They will spill diesels on the road! The road is then slippery. When it rains, most vehicles uses that lane. Be extra careful! Use the middle lane. The left most lane is not for overtaking esp when its slippery!

Vehicles spotted caught fire
1. DO NOT be a busy body and get close to any burning vehicles that is yet to burst. An oil/petrol/gas tanker can burst up to 500m radius.
2. Get out of ur car n run away. If its a tanker n if u cant make it on time, get into a drain. U wana get smelly or u wana die? Ur choice.

Clubbing
1. In the event of police raid, few things u must be aware of ur rights.
2. Ur asked to take urine into a bottle. Ur not allowed to face backwards when the police watch u urine. They will not allow the door to be closed. Females will be accompanied by female officers. Ur allowed to urine facing sideways. The bottle is not labelled! U must keep every second watch over it. Never ever let go. Those who took drugs will switch bottles and u will get it! The bottles is placed on top of ur records.
3. DO NOT expect to be treated nicely by the police or officers. Keep ur mouth shut! Whatever u said will be used against u.
4. If ur asked to with the rest into a big black truck, follow and DO NOT cause trouble. When ur inside, quickly call ur family members! DO NOT call any frens as they are not able to help in signing any papers to get u out. Only family members are allowed! U must immediately break and throw away ur sim card and ur memory card bcos they can be used against u as later when ur at the police station, ur required to hand over all your posessions!

AirBags & Seat belts
1. Airbags can kill if the seat is not properly adjusted. Airbags MAY only safe lives. Its not will save lifes. Airbags opens at split seconds. Adjust ur seat away that ur face and airbag when opens is apart by 10 inches apart. (i'll recheck this for cm or inch.)
2. Never place a baby chair at the front seat facing backwards to the seat.
3. Never use locked seat belts. If u lock, it can't retract ur body away from impact.
4. Use a seat belt cushion esp for children as their skin is easily bruised.

Some lessons Learnt
1. Most wives will think of their husband, children, phone and handbag.
2. Most husbands will say, take me to the hospital.
3. The power of love can move the impossible. DO NOT cause the ambulance or bomba staffs to be in difficult situation.
4. Ur family is the most important. Do not play with their lives. Drive safe.
5. On average, 17 ppl died on road accidents daily. 15 of them are motorcyclists.
6. It's too late to regret when it happens.
7. Dial 999 for emergencies. Keep it short with facts!

So wat koala wana say aledi said. Its ur life. Remember wat koala said ok. Do tell ur frens. If u do not have a gud reason to go out, then don't go out. Frens who don't think for ur safety is not ur fren. The world outside is not as rosy as u wanted to be or u think it shud be. There's a saying, there're be tears when one then only sees the coffin. Koala take so much time to write, is bcos koala care for u all. So, u must also take care ok. Or u want take care koala? Come come. Hehe...

Drag Me to Hell

2009-06-13T04:59:00.000-07:00

Me: Drag Me to Hell
Counter: Wat time? 12:20?
Me: Yes
Counter: How many person?
Me: 2
... skip...
Counter: Drag Me to Hell for 2. RM24. Thank you

U got to pay to be drag to hell. Lolx... Our noti fren here noticed the conversation while I was busying with booking. :P

This movie was a suspense thriller. I was initially taken abacked by the movie but as the movie progressed, it did provide the elements of suspense, jolting u from your seat. As for my fren who's with me, he too was noticeably scared. Lolx... I wasn't happy not able to see the devil himself. Lolx. Y? There's an angel sitting beside me kua. Hehe...

Here's Upcoming Movies
Batman Begins 3
Bourne 4
Da Vinci Code 3
Donnie Darko 2
Fast & Furious 5
Final Destination 4
Ghost Rider 2
Harry Potter
The Hobbit (2011)
Iron Man 2 (2010)
Jumper 2 (2011)
Lethal Weapon 5
Narnia 3 (2010)
National Treasure 3
New Moon (Twilight 2)
Meet The Parents 3
Pineapple Express 2
Police Academy 8
Pirates Of The Caribbean 4
Point Break 2
Predator 3
Resident Evil 4
RocknRolla 2
Saw 6
Scream 4
Spider-Man 4 (2011)
Superman Returns 2
Toy Story 3
Transformers 3
Tron 2
Wanted 2
Wall Street 2
Wolverine 2

Daniel

2009-06-12T07:45:00.000-07:00

Never once I've wrote before on some1 on my blog. Anyway, die die lar. He's so gona kill me. Haha... U see my exboss was Daniel also. He's cute. Then today's I've found a guy... sorry... a gay named Daniel. This Daniel is also cute. Muscular too! U shud see his 6 packs roti. Fuiyoh... Hehe... Young and available. I wonder y still available 1. Nvm. Lelong lelong here... :P Yes, he's really gonna kill me this time. Psst... don't tell where I stay ok.

I hope he don't mind lar. Hehe... He's moody. Hope the post can cheer him up. Hope u all oso give your support. To him lar. Not to koala. U want oso can. Come come. :P His blog is in my list. Daniel's Talks Quick quick. :P

1 thing I notice his blog is his top header is same like mine. Got grass. Wakaka... Big picture also. :P

Muscle Man Useless Brain

2009-06-09T05:42:00.000-07:00

So when u heard muscle man, u'd quick quick come thinking here got muscle man pics hor. Wahaha... No muscle man pics lar. I'm refering to the toilet cleaner called muscle man. It was remarkable. No need to scrub. Just spray, leave for 5 mins n u can see immediate white! Then rinse with water. Easy for lazy ppl like me. Perhaps tootie noti turtle can try it since he owuz likes cleaning toilet. Wakaka...

My previous boss's dad passed away n I help him to inform other depts for contributions. U see, my this previous boss was a very gud boss n he taught me a lot. So its my way of paying my gratitude to him. My boss who depends on him a lot didn't lift a fucking finger to help. All he's interested was how much was collected. Pukimak boss. Anyway my exboss was well known in the company too. The email dat send out was only to 1 dept. With my little help, more contributions poured in and they're glad to help my exboss. Then 2day my idiot boss dat is gud for nothin asked me to pass the token to those who had contributed. I dumb dumb said ok cos at dat time I'm thinking of going for a smoke. While I was smoking, re-energised, I was thinking what the fuck! Smart asshole moron. Niamah... These pantang things ask me to do. I'm also smarter due to the well known fact dat he's an idiot. The email dat asked us to contribute, I replied back telling every1 who contributed to come take their token. Bwuahaha... Then 1 idiot n my boss's boss asked why it was not distributed wor. Y bosses no brains 1 ah. Don't they know its pantang? It's not my dad who passed away! How can u ask me to distribute! If those ppl so mind taking it themselve, fuck off. Ur very calculative. Anyway I aledi knew those staffs are calculative due to long time incident. As for those moron boss, don't they think it would be bad for me if I do so? Well, ppl, majority of them, think for themselves most of the time. But I not stewpid! Chey... :P

Fringe

2009-06-05T05:56:00.000-07:00

Finally I've finished TVB's Rosy Business in just 4 days. I'm running super marathon. Hehe... So, there I've neglected my msn. Anyway its dead as always with nobody wanting to chat with me.

N 2day I've bought Fringe. I luv scific. I won't miss my msn. By the way, I'm cleaning up my msn list. Those never or seldom msn me, bye bye lar. It's gud as not having u on the list. I'm tired of always starting the conversation. I've decided to buy Fringe at RM50 to rather watch a show bcos I've found dat gays are mostly cheapos. So cheap n disgusted. They only wanted cute n ensem to be frens. MSN or SMS or watever. All are the same. It's better to be alone. N blogs also. I duno y ppl commented n they don't response. I think its damn rude. Worst is they dont respond to my comment but instead of others. I don't n wont go again to those blogs. I'll also clean up my blog lists. Y have I not thought of it earlier.

Rosy Business

2009-06-01T05:38:00.000-07:00

This new TVB's Rosy Business has a gripping storyline. The cast looks pretty good. Complete 5 Dvds. After finishing it, I will be complete. I hope. :P I've got nothing else to watch. Nobody watch me either. All CSIs, Merlin, Primeval, Smallville, Supernatural, Knight Rider and Heroes seasons ended. N I'm playing back Starcraft Broodwar. It was like 8 yrs ago.

XvD

2009-05-31T04:05:00.000-07:00

This 1 habis saw. Waiting season 9. Damn clark kent still duno how to fly 1. Phiaks

I duno who wants to see auntie n auntie. Yup, aunties here... But her (the 1 on the left) son, cute! U may wana cry for this show cos the mum had to work her butt off n the lazy son, though cute, so lazy. The 1 on the right even worst. Her son despise her mother. She everyday is alone starring at the 4 walls till she met the other auntie.

If u like precision shooting, the 1 not in the bed with ur bf, you'd like this movie. Friendship n betrayal.

2day watched this show. Not dat nice. Cos not much terminators he fight. Old models he got fight. Got few other smaller version n big ones. Surprisingly, the terminator so called domination of the world doesn't looked like 1.

Cute, Young N Ensem

2009-05-29T09:25:00.000-07:00

This fella is my top fav. Isn't he's adorable, cute n ensem. U wish he's.... ahem....

This my 2nd fav. Nice bod. Its exposed. Yar I know. Dats the whole idea.

My 3rd fav.

Ah... damn... Sexy

This is more like it. Please enjoy ok. Lolx

Cam Whore - Breakfast

2009-05-28T06:04:00.000-07:00

Last Sun I bought this. Sweet. Musky. I like red n white wines.

Today, koala cam whore. Wakaka... Every morning I saw him at the shop where I took breakfast. He'd be there 1st. He takes lrt oso. Koala oso. I will follow him... Follow him wherever he may go... Kekeke... He's cute!

This was taken yesterday during lunch. Gosh his undies is exposed! Ermmm he's cute looking too. He str8. Gays wud have wear undies dat matches their clothes. Rite? Hehe... Even his shoes doesn't match a gay stylo. :P Ok I drank too much wine... :P

I like my ex boss due to some reasons. A few days back, while having lunch, we've ordered drinks n notice an extra 1. So he was abt to drink it n I stop him. His straw was molested by a fly. So I go get him 1. When I came back with his straw, he told me I'm very caring. Kakaka... Aih, caring wats the use. No guys want me oso. Haha...

I've been having meeting on a project since last yr. Then yesterday this gal, a mgr asked me out for lunch. Kekeke... actually she asked me few times aledi. Y no gays asked me 1? Really 1. No gays asked me out. Haih... I had to cancel last minute bcos of urgency in work.

Aztaka

2009-05-27T05:22:00.000-07:00

Finally, he msned me. I purposely didn't msn him for 1 week. To see if he bothered to care. Which he didn't. Until yesterday nite. He said he was down. Down for few days some more. So wat koala did was hoping he'd be ok.

Then here comes the the dat thing dat y he was down. He missing some1! Yar he said he missed some1 but he dont want to miss him. I off msn then. Koala heart drop n crashed like super duper sonic jet to the ground into billion pieces. Ermm... not dat serious lar. Kekeke... I knew lor. I knew hor, for somehow somewat, dat person he so missed n dont dare to confess wasn't me. Pathetic. If u miss some1, wat u do? I didn't get any response from him for dat 1 week he missed for dat some1. Obvious onot? Yar lar it's obvious. I duno when he knew others but the 1 week ago, he told me didn't go out with any1. Well, I duno he lied onot. I hate ppl lied. Perhaps dat 1 week he did met some1 after all. 1 week! So fast he missed some1 aledi. Is he serious onot? It doesn't matter aledi.

I bought this game today. Called Aztaka. Looks like koala's jungle. Kaka...

Bak Chang

2009-05-25T05:11:00.000-07:00

It's this Thur! Bak Chang! Eat lar. Yuhmmm. Dunwan to eat, then decorate lor. Haha... So fast time really flies eh. This Dragon Boat Festival falls on the 5th day of the 5th lunar month.

Cantonese is called. Chung. Come come. I give chung. Cantonese chung also means 1 punch. Kaka... Where u want koala punch u? Hehe... The pic looks very delicious eh. I've bought the 8 ingredients today. RM4.50. Bought only the lonely 1. Try the lonely 1 1st. Then won't be lonely. Kaka... I like spicy n those with many ingredients. Normal is too normal. Some are aledi increased price for the normal RM3 to RM3.50.

3 mths later is Mid Autumn Festival. Don't forget to get urself not 1 but few Chungs. Not enuf, koala can chung u. Keke... Those who's bf with surname Chung, no need buy. Can eat him. Wakaka...

Then 9th day of the 9th lunar mth is Double Nine Festival.

Last nite ... still early then, all the sudden no power to the whole apartment. Phooh... Nia Kung... No choice. Sleep. No fan oso can sleep. Sleep like a baby some more. Bwuahaha... No lar. Sleep like a pig. :P I oso suprise I can sleep without fan n sleep like a pig. Then power backed up. Gud lor got fan. With the fan on, wat can sleep worst than a pig? Koala lar. Wahaha...

Ixx Txx Up

2009-05-23T09:48:00.000-07:00

Yup, u got it right. Income tax from ur schedular mothly deductable has been revised. It's effective starting ur next mth pay. Dat's early June or end May! I'm sure by now, ur HR wud have let u know. They wud say its little but its not. The percentage is diff at diff scale level. Those basic salary which was 2,401 are now taxable. Previously it was 2,551. Geddit? So means more are taxable on the lower income group. Pity pity. Mind you, its taxable counting from your basic salary! Not net pay! U wish! Haha...

Before Taxed Now taxed U pay extra per yr is % increased
RM2551 RM21 RM23 RM2 RM24 1.1%
RM3051 RM49 RM58 RM9 RM108 1.18%
RM3551 RM77 RM93 RM16 RM192 1.2%
RM8001 RM773 RM960 RM184 RM2208 1.24%

So means, the higher ur income, the more tax! Roughly I would think my fellow bloggers has to pay more than 1.0%. I wonder who's gona vote them coming any elections.

8th May

2009-05-21T06:19:00.000-07:00

On the 8th May... koala did something... Hehe... By the hundreds, the whole seksyen, ppl can sleep like a baby. Keke... For past weeks, there was a construction going on till wee hours in the morning starting from... morning too! All those noise are noisy. Plus it gets vibrated as its clsoe to a hill. So I wrote a letter in compassion to the whole neighbourhood to our dearest MP. Now every1 can sleep peacefully. Like a baby. Awww... The whole seksyen dat is. Wahaha... Where's my baby anyway... Anyway, I'm so glad that everyone is happy.

Sometimes having loads of merits duno is a gud thing onot. At work I got nothing much to do when the rest was struggling. Everyday is lidat. When users from any 16 countries got prb, big boss pass to my boss. Prbs passed here n there but seldom pass to me. I want problems! Wakaka... Haih... All my other colleagues are busy. Not dat the bosses dont like or trust me but we are have defined scope. My scope has almost problemless. Best thing is dat my boss is happy abt it. Wahaha... Gosh...

Life has been very free for me. Carefree. Even personal life. I don't work like a cow or a horse. Ppl will open doors for me. I get seats in packed lrt. Or I get uncrowded places even its crowded. Traffic is smooth when I drive. I go off on time with everything settled. At home i don't have to work extra. I can do anything I want at home. My take home pay from next mth is now up 75%. Means cash net. Another yr in june will be 90%. I've taken gud care of my car so it never breaks down.

PlanetBuaya

2009-05-18T07:21:00.000-07:00

Ever since I joined Planet Romeo, I didn't find any romeo. May god please help me. Out of 10 gays, 9 of them are hamsap lou. N guess wat. Left 1 is the very hamsap 1. Wahaha... So it's not PlanetRomeo. Planet Buaya is.

I not looking for romeo actually. Just finding gays. Wahaha... Just hope to find any gays who puts their msn there. At 1st I did put. I got few hamsap lou adding me. Wahaha... Really piss me off. Then I remove my msn. Thank god. Lolx... Out of 10 gays, 9 wants you either on his bed or on my bed, today! Left 1 is even better. On webcam he shows me him being naked with his thing. If I like, I can have it wor. Bwuahaha... Koala don't simply sleep with gays! Esp buayas! Koala only sleep n huggies with the other koala. My koala koala where are you leh...

In Planet Romeo (PR), 9 out of 10, are either uncles and aunties... oops not aunties or not ensem 1s. Unlike Axcest, PR have loads of gays showing their thing. Many are faceless. Really a turn off. Is this wat gays are? Sex sex only. Very cheap. Tak tau malu. Keke... Anyway, Koala the tak malu pun owuz go there. Wahaha... I only went there bcos everyday, whenever I on9, there're mails for me! Keke... I dont have any emails in Axcest. Even my dis koala blog don't have much response. My recipe blog has hundreds each day though.

I did post my many many pics here in 2 posts but later taken offline bcos only 2 commented. Lolx... When I put on PR n Axcest, immediate response. Wahaha...

Angels & Demons Push Food

2009-05-16T05:35:00.000-07:00

Last Fri was... Friday lar. Bwuahaha... Abothen? Thurs ah? I n u know who..., watch the movie... not the movie we make, but the movie that we're still making... anyway, the movie is Angels & Demons. 2.5hrs show. Gosh... I didn't notice till I ask him how long was the show... Watodo, sitting beside the Devil was the Angel. :P The movie has much historical story to tell. Not much on special effects. Ofcos not much effects lar. Cos the effects was beside me. Bwuahaha...

We thought of seeing 2 shows geh but he dunwan. Sobs... So today, Sat I go buy Push the movie. Hmmph! Next week our show is Terminator.

烈日當空. I think this movie is quite dramatic... Where's Koala's tree...

Nyonya Curry Chicken. With bread n potatoes, wow... superlicious...

2day, Sat I went to buy groceries. I went to 2 dry markets. Tmrw cooking. Nyonya curry chicken, Cencaru fish and Chan Choy soup with duck egg. Tmrw got to go wet market too. Haven't think of other delicacies. Thinking of cooking emperor dish. Keke...

Deep Fried Cencaru fish stuffed with Chilli sambal.

Chan Choy soup with duck egg.

The Lost

2009-05-15T05:38:00.000-07:00

Yesterday was really a nice day. While I was buying sweets at a shop... koala needs to be sweet you see... anyway, I saw this thing called IC on their counter table. It has the address on it. It belonged to a guy. Erm... boi boi actually. Hahaha... Since it was nearby from the IC address shown, so I go find the place. So I did found. His dad was in the living room. So I ask if this is the rite surname that stayed here. Then I ask if his son lost his IC. Then his son comes out. Oh sorry, the boi boi comes out. Hehe... Gosh... he's so sloppy. His pants was like dropping n I can see... ermmm. Can't blame him. He's just awake.

Then his mum came out from the kitchen. The whole family is now... gheez wat can I say... Lolx... She was frying fish and the smell is so damn delicious. She said I'm so kind. Kakaka... Aiyar, it was nothing lar. Just doing a good deed ma. Then his mum told her son to thank uncle nicely wor. Huh... Uncle wor. Sobs... :( Haha... So I then ask if they want to follow my car to go get it. The boi boi followed me there to pickup his IC. I had to accompany him to the shop lor since he's boi boi.

Then drove him back home. N we had a thank you handshake. He tells me drive safely. Awww... Do I drove fast ah? Hmmm... Lolx... Ah well, a nice day lar. Though it was drizzling and I'm abt to break my gall bladder. Lolx... Anyway, that boi boi, he's straight lar btw. He got earrings though... Hmm... My gaydar getting spoilt I think...

FYI, never possess other people's IC as it's an offense. If you do find it, return it to the nearest police station. I had to ask the owner go get it. I don't mind the trouble to help others.

Sniffs

2009-05-12T06:07:00.000-07:00

Today I came back home around nite and then.... dear...

BF: I'm here dearie...
Me: *sniff sniff Wats dat smell ah?
BF: Wat smell?
Me: U cum ah?
BF: Huh?
Me: Smell like cum smell 1
BF: Oh... Bleach lar
Me: U bleach urself ah?
BF: Wash clothes lar
Me: I wan bleach oso... *sniff sniff
BF: I in toilet lar washing clothes
Me: Yes ah. Gud gud. I coming... *Keke...

Coffee Shop

2009-05-11T05:12:00.000-07:00

Yeah, finally Koala got... got.. ur head... the mp3 songs lar from my previous post. Hiak hiak... Koala today half day no work then went hunting for the man songs. Man, they're so man... Hehe... Got 7 CDs.

Recently, my bf opens coffee shop. So today I ...
Me: Harlo dear dear, Today I wana drink.
BF: U ask lor. Anything u want sure got 1.
Me: Banana Milkshake got ah today?
BF: Sold out aledi. Yesterday u drank aledi.
Me: Strawberry shake?
BF: No time to shake lor.
Me: Hmmm... Manggo juice got?
BF: U finished pressed dat day, remember?
Me: Then wat u got?
BF: Coffee lar.
Me: U noti lar. I wan ur coffee then. Put straw wor.
BF: Wait ah dear, I open coffee shop 1st. *zips

李茂山 - Li Mao Shan & Zhuang Xue Zhong

2009-05-10T05:41:00.000-07:00

Zhuang Xue Zhong - Chi Lai Di Ai

This song is especially the starting. Write me a luv letter. Keke... Not late luv letter lar. Phiaks... Sad song... Sob sob...

Li Mao Shan - Wu Yan Di Jie Ju

Dis is also nice... sad song oso... :( Duet song.
Let me see see you... Let me say say I luv you...
Kekeke...

I like his songs. Very manly voice.

Star Trek

2009-05-09T05:07:00.000-07:00

So... the koala, noti koala, give him a call. We 2 wakeup almost sametime. Sleep like pigs. hehe... Ask him if he wana go for movie. I know yesterday he wants to see movie with me. So definately he wants to go with koala. hiak hiak...

No, this is not hell rider. Hehe... We bought meat balls, popcorns n coke. He was feeding me meatballs. Yuhmmm... nice... The 1 sitting next to me nice onot? Nice lar. Hehe... We got the twin seat. We're lucky. Dats the only seat left with quite nice view. Koala said gud lar. Can get more intimate. Like onot? Sure lar he like cos he was leaning on my shoulder during the show. I know. I know. Another show is beside me. Hehe... A bit oni lar he lean.

Overall the movie is nice. Most seats were taken. U shud see this show. 1.45hrs showtime. Get ur bf to see with u. Then u get like buy 1, free 1 show, rite beside u. Kakaka... Now, where's my manggo... Bite... So sweet... Then I drop him off. He can't open the door cos my door is to trap ppl 1. Wakaka... Koala said if u cant open it hor, I wud have to sell u. Kekeke... He said I noti. Wahaha... Koala knows koala is noti 1 geh. :P

In The End

2009-05-08T07:24:00.000-07:00

Finally, in the end, its over I think. Big fat chance. We're just frens. He said we need more time to know each other better. But the thing is he doesn't find time to do it. Haih... If you really like me, you would find watever time just to hear my voice rite? U want to know how I was doing. What he was feeling. Is he ok onot. Dat's wat koala did. But he didn't lor. I was waiting for him on msn like an idiot for few hrs at nite. Waiting stupidly for his sms too. But but his sms oni comes too seldom. He's busy watching movies to be on9 on msn. Where got time lidat? Haih... I think the movies are more important like its his bf. I purposely tell him to finish his movie n then only talk. Wahaha... Kenot tahan lar. Nvm ba. Habis...

U know, there was this other guy, whenever I was on9, he owuz asked me if he can come over. I asked why. He said he wants to know me more. Awww.... He's not staying near either. It was his passion that captures me. He can go to great lengths for some1. He has got the drive to make flames. Like Hellrider's bike flaming the road wherever he goes. Lolx... But so far I've denied him.

I had raised few questions to him today n in the end he doesn't want to come out tmrw. Even after pestering him. Aih... If you don't want to come out, how can u claimed that we need time to know each other better leh? Lolx... Chapter closed. Time to move on.

Sweet Manggo

2009-05-06T05:27:00.000-07:00

Finally, he ate the manggo I gave him. He took back home dat day I gave him n he brings to office to eat today. He said it was damn so sweet. Hmmm... Can I try him? Wahaha... Anyway I didn't reply him. Then later he called me. I told him I was driving. I reached home n take a bath. Turned on my PC and then called him. Just talked abt dinner. Usual chat.

I'm sounding some drawbacks to him. He came home late with his former classmates outing for the wholeday on his offday yesterday. I was waiting for him to be on9 but he didn't. Later his sms came. Just wish him gudnite. He apologised today for neglecting me wor yesterday. Wahaha... Aiyar is ok lar. We're not even attached. Even attached, he can have his freedom. Today, I didn't go see him. I'll just have to wait n see. Koala need to have some space to roam u know. Esp this noti koala. Keke...

I do not want to rush n hush this relationship. I don't want to sound pushy. Perhaps been single for too long. I don't see him rushing too. Dats the problemo. Like no fire lidat. Boring... Some more koala is noti 1 but he's not. Die lor Koala... Haha... When there is fire, either one of us will blow it off. Sounds fun. Wahaha... Are we thinking dat we're afraid to burn the whole ship? Keke...

PS. He's aledi asking me what's the plan this Fri. Hehe...

Manggo & Roti

2009-05-04T05:54:00.000-07:00

Sorry abt taking off the post "So I have found him" cos I was quite hesitant. Hesitate cos our date was still in its infancy stage. Scared baby cry. Hehe... But I posted it back bcos there was already comments on it who really did comment wor. Kaka... It was kinda not nice to take it off. Gays likes to take off 1 thing only. Clothes lar. Esp other ppl they like 1. Bwuahaha... Of sorry, its pants. Wakaka... Aih, all guys hamsap 1 lar.

So 2day the cheeky n noti me like tikus, pays him a surprise visit. He was surprised to see me. Lucky he not see me ghost. Keke... Well, and since he wants to see me in my formal wear, so I went there after work lor. He said I look ok oni wor. Hmmph... Next time I don't wear. Maybe he will then said gud. Wahaha... Then we had a normal dinner. We oni had a quick 1 cos he needs to back to work. So I send him back.

B4 I left, I remembered he likes manggo. So I bought him 2 roti and manggo. The roti is for his supper n breakfast since he seldom eats breakfast. Dat manggo is his fav. Me oso. It's big n juicy. Wahaha... He had bought 2 before but oni ate 1 cos he's too timid to eat all in front of his colleagues. Since he so pity oni ate 1 n it was his fav, I get him another lor. He said me so sweet. Aih... I then said the manggo is sweeter. Wakaka... Dat manggo is not cheap. I got 1 too. So is the roti.

Well, I visit him cos also he is off tmrw n I'm not free on wed. Thur he's off too. But I still can dinner with him when he's off. Our movie is on fri. Star Trek. Since I've trek him, we go for the stars. Hehe... Tmrw dinner we will be eating few main dishes. Yuhm... Duno if he's going out onot. Book him 1st. Mwuahaha...

So I have found him

2009-05-03T03:23:00.000-07:00

Today will be a new tag called BF. Bwuahaha... Well, we are not officially BF yet but yes we're dating. U know... he likes me n I like him dat kinda thing. I miss him n he miss me leh. :P He's cute. Darn... He works within my reach too. Keke... Best of all, he stays near my place. Mwuahaha... We can meet fast anytime. Safer too. He also gyms too. Sexy body I see. Keke...

Our 1st msg - 30th Apr 2009 22:05
Our first date - 2nd May 2009 19:00
Our first dinner place - Sakea Sushi. Duwan tell u where. Blek...
Our 1st ride - Drove him safely back home. Not my home lar... Blek

We exchanged number quite pretty fast. Then it was msn. Then there was no stopping. We even shared our luvly dinner. Hehe... Aww... he's sweet. I didn't expect that. Hopefully we can be in relationship. I duno I'm dreaming onot. He's young, cute, nice gym bod n mature. Can cook too. So am I. N he's asking wat I like to eat. Hehe... He's a person who everyone wants to get hold on. We agreed we will go slow. No rush. He prefers mature person n he's mature too.

His name is Jason. Muacks. :P Oh forgot, his voice on the phone is so damn cute. Mwuahaha... So far, I like him becos he's nice too. Yar he said that too. He wud sms me in the morning. He don't mind having me. When he's my bf, I can anytime take him to paris. Mwuahaha... Shhh... It's a secret. :P

When I drop him off, I asked him if he wants supper cos the nasi lemak with fried chicken is very nice. Oh I didn't know there's one fried chicken sitting beside me. Keke... Kidding la. He's too full anyway from the sushi bento plus plates but he ask me if he can tar pau for me. So sweet of him.

We are setting our movie date for Star Trek and Terminator Salvation next week. Yeah...

PS. He wants to see me in formal wear wor. Phiaks... Noti boi. :P

Gays Kenot Be Trusted

2009-04-24T05:45:00.000-07:00

If gays can be trusted, pigs can climb trees. Lolx... Koala can climb trees. So koalas can be trusted. Wahaha... There was this gay whom I knew for some time n liked for a while. Suddenly, out of the blue moon, he smsed as in normal sms to me for the past few days as though he was caring. Then the truth revealed today when he asked me to borrow him $. It was a huge sum. When I had to say no to him, everything changed. Haha... Haih...

I was so naive to think that he'd started to liked me when he refused from the begining. To me its not sincere using friendship for own motives.

And today my blog is now private since nobody cared. I wonder why they asked when they don't cared. Simply asked isit? Wahaha... Then I simply private my blog lu. Blek...

DemiGod & B

2009-04-22T06:49:00.000-07:00

A few days back I saw light. Today while at lunch time, I searched for God. Then I get God. Wahaha...

2day company announce bonus. I didnt even get appraisal n I got 100% even when i just only got confirmed. Mwuahaha... Too bad no bf. If not can treat him nice nice. Kekeke... Aih... dreaming got lor. Anyway, dis mth salary fat fat lor. 5 figures. Hehe... Plus I oso got increment. Well, got $ no bf lu.

Massage

2009-04-21T04:45:00.000-07:00

Koala : Dear... u look so tired
Dear : Yah... work
Koala : U want me massage u?
Dear : Yah... neck is stiff
Koala : *massage massage... Got feel gud onot?
Dear : Yah... massage a bit down
Koala : How abt now?
Dear : Ah... massage a bit down some more
Koala : Now leh?
Dear : Oohh... down some more...
Koala : U wan me work u down there onot. So stiff 1 that thing.
Dear : Off the lights so u can't see dat thing.

Some Updates II

2009-04-20T07:13:00.000-07:00

Ok la... here's some updates.

Few days back... lemme think... ah Saturday... i went to MV... get 2 books. John C Maxwell on TEAM and another big book on jigsaw puzzles. The book on TEAM is a gud book. Not expensive. I luv jigsaw puzzles. But this is abt Word Seek where u find the words n circle it.

Some upcoming movies are my fav.
Pandorum is comething like aliens.
Battle for Terra is a 3D movie.
Terminator Salvation, May 21st.
Where the Wild Things Are is something like Never Ending Story.
Star Trek, 8th May. See the official website. Cool.
Astro Boy, 23rd Oct.
Ice Age 3, Dawn of the Dinosaurs, 4th July

High Tea SK II

2009-04-11T04:43:00.000-07:00

Yup, 2day got High Tea for SK II. Well, I don't really like go MV cos nothing to do there n a lot of ppl. Gardens is quite empty. Anyway, here's some screen shot using my webcam cos camera lend to dad for his trip to Korea with sis. Left me alone. sob sob... the pics r really blurr.

So here's wat I get. The 3 big bottles on the left. The next two from the left, which is free, 2 bottles n 1 eye mask when purchased above xxx. So means the only 3 big bottles are aledi above xxx. Then the next 2 from the left are free door gift. I buy 1 facial mask. Haha... I like it. Cold n slimmy when put on face.

I got Loreal products too.

Besides these, from purchasing SK II, I got vouchers from Metrojaya n used it to buy 4 tshirts. Mission done.

I bought these DVDs and a Game called Elven Legend.
- Eden Lake
- The International
- The Mutant Chronicles
- The Spirit
- They Wait
- X-Men Origin Wolverine

Yamatehhh.. Opps...

April Fuck

2009-04-10T05:31:00.000-07:00

On the 1st april, I was fucked. Fucker man. Now, april still, yet another fuck. Fucked up. Wonder if May, may comes Fucked. Wahaha... I received the letter... confirming me to be fucked. I too get the increased fuck. Lucky me. More fuck dat means. Wat the fuck then... Anyway in fucking times like these, i'm damn fucking lucky for a fucking increased. Next, where to enjoy the fuck? Aih fuck me then. Cos no fucking body wants to. Sucks... they don't fuck a damn care. Anyway, when fucking, who cares except fuck? wahaha....

I've finished playing dat fucking game, Dawn of War II. Piece of fucking shit cake. Fuck! No more games to play! I fucked up.

I Q

2009-04-08T05:28:00.000-07:00

Sometimes u got to ask stupid questions to ask questions.

Here's wat I got to say when
I saw a cute boi boi smilling. Aww... cute smile. Kill me pls.
I saw leng cai boi boi in the train. *Jaws drop. Am I dreaming? See again... n again... n ... *repeat
I saw ensem boi boi eating. Today my food is delicious. *Yuhmm... Can't see his food... Must see again...
I saw cutie walking, coming or passing by. Perhaps I shud go this way... the way he goes... Yup...
I smell cuties smell nice. Wat smell is dat? Get closer... n closer... *sniff

U see... my place has plenty of cuties. Wahaha... Can't help it u know.

Facial SK II, 2

2009-04-05T06:06:00.000-07:00

Knowing I will and never get a bf... better I go see how to Knowing lor. Bwuahaha... Not a nice movie. Ending so sad 1. But didn't show whole world die. If not, horrible. Solar flare can be so deadly. this is the 1st movie I watch on Sat.

This is 2nd movie I watch on the same day. Not so gud compared to previous episodes cos no drifting. High speed chase is like normal car chase. Chey... Story line oso not gud.

Sun, I go do my facial lor. Keke... then I got 5 of these free! Then I sign up for next sat high tea. Got free door gift. If buy above certain price, got vouchers plus double points and other stuffs free too. I'm getting all the 3 types that I use in max litre bottles.

Well, this will cost me a bomb but the results was gud. So I get their big bottles. My face did really improve. Smooth n nice. Wahaha... Less pimples outbreak too. I hate pimples cos it gives me acne for long time. I also get Vitamin E. SK II lady also gave me the Vitamin C for free to try.

Confirmed

2009-04-01T05:29:00.000-07:00

2day, my boss ask me pass up the fucking letter... which I've been keeping in my drawer to fuck the shut up... anyway... confirmation to be fuck... fucking proposal. Mwuahaha... Y the fuck wana confirm me so fast ah? Fuck. I want confirm fuck don't have. Haha... Soon I'll get dat fucking confirm letter. Haiz... Oh kena fuck lor... Wahaha...

Tin Kai & Bf

2009-03-29T04:32:00.000-07:00

Yesterday some1 sms me telling me his pay was delayed again. Poor fella. Then I sms him n ask y lor. His boss renovated the office wor. Hmm... So means he got $ to reno but no $ to pay staff or isit bcos of the reno, the accounts ppl was affected?

Then 2day dat some1... again but this time he call but I didn't pickup the call cos I was busying cleaning the hse. Mopping, vacum, cleaning kitchen, bathroom, washing clothes 3 times and cooking. Then I call back. He asking me wats Tin Kai wor. Kai is chicken lor. Turtle Kai I know lar. Bwuahaha... Tin Kai ah. Not Tin Ngap meh? Keke... Chicken frog wor. Not turtle frog? Hehe... Then he told me to get a bf to help clean the hse wor. I got bf wont ask him to do those things lor. Must sek sek him 1 ma. He not maid deh.

Yesterday was Qing Ming. A lot of ppl praying for their ancestors. Gud gud. A lot of burning too. My bro was joking dat they're open burning while earth hr is today too. Bwuahaha... A lot of food too. The weather is hot too.

Facial SK II

2009-03-22T05:56:00.000-07:00

Yesterday, miraculously I wake up early. Keke... Went to MV for facial @SK II. 1st time doing. Gosh, I sounds like kay lou. So want pretty. Bwuahaha. Not cheap oso. So I was there early n duno watodo. Then it's time for facial. 1.5hrs. Do masking oso. Walau... The lady was very nice. She said my face very soft and smooth. Bwuahaha...

Anyway I've been using SK II for like 3 wks. I like it. I don't feel itchy. After using is smooth like baby face. Bwuahaha... In the end I got 2 bottles of free moisturiser. Kekek... Y no free bf 1? Hehe... Made my next appointment aledi to do facial massage n facial. Keke...

Sacred 2
Finally, as of yesterday, I've finished playing this game.

Some Updates

2009-03-19T05:21:00.000-07:00

Yesterday n today was a gud day... although got some hiccups... Yesterday on lrt to work saw a leng cai. It's my type. Yuhmm... He was leaning against me cos the lrt was so pack. Duno I shud say I molest him or he molest me. His body is so warm. Melt me. Bwuahaha... Awww... Then on lunch time, as my collegues n me went MV, I went toilet n a gay, quite leng cai wana go in with me into the locked toilet. Wahaha... I don't do that lar dear. So dirty. Then on lrt after work, saw another leng cai. Gosh my type also. Wakaka... They r all gays. My gaydar tells me well.

N today I asked a gal whose I'm suppose to have meeting with, how was she since she was sick yesterday. She said I was so sweet. Bwuahaha... Koala ofcos sweet lar. Caring oso. No bf oni beh. Wakaka... So where got sweet ler. If sweet sure aledi got bf lu. then she so kesian said boss didnt even ask how was she. Collegues oso didn't ask. I know dat hurt geh. Watodo. Then koala noti her. When she away, I perli her, fainted aledi ah. mana pergi? Then she come back, say saw me faint wor. Sob sob. Haha... She oso noti.

大冬瓜 - The Winter Melon Tale

2009-03-15T05:13:00.000-07:00

This is a new TVB drama. Tai Tong Kua - Big Water Melon. Bwuahaha... I got nothing better else to see/watch. Oh see boi boi hor. Wahaha... Got for me to see oni say lor. Aih...

Cantonese/Mandarin title: Dai Dung Gwa / Da Dong Gua
English title: The Winter Melon Tale
Genre: Period drama
Episodes: 20

Synopsis
FAN TUNG (Liu Kai Chi) is one of the four deities under the Stove God. He has offended the Queen Mother of the West of being ravenous and gets imprisoned for 500 years in the winter melon. By chance TIN TAI KWAI (Chan Kam Hung) and his wife CHUNG PIK YUK (So Yuk Wah) free him from constraint. TUNG has crashed with KWAI's older brother TIN TAI FU (also played by Liu Kai Chi) accidentally and his spirit enters FU's body inexplicably while losing all his instincts.

TUNG starts living in KWAI's house and getting closer to the family. YUK finds suspicious TUNG and she tries to unmask him by all means. Having failed in his attempt to return to Heaven, TUNG becomes reliant on the of six little deities who assimilated his instincts released from the melon, and since then TUNG is aware of the fickleness of human nature. One day, FU's truant wife LING FUNG (Lau Yuk Chui) suddenly returns. She ruins everything and even causes the death of KWAI. In order to get his life back, TUNG illicitly breaks into the netherworld.

Gays Wants and Wanabe

2009-03-06T06:11:00.000-08:00

I've been thinking abt gays. Wahaha... Aiyar gays sure think abt gays lar. Haiyu... Ermm.. wat I've been thinking is dat... abt gays lar. Wahaha... Caught u! If I can only catch one of u. Bwuahaha... Too bad lor. U r too smart to get caught. Who ask me say out so loud. Sure ppl run away lar. Wana catch ppl must quietly do ma. :P

I was thinking abt gays on these. What gays Wants most that turns them on.

1. Dick to dig. Besides dig, licks too. Gosh, I duno wat else is there to do with dick. Oh peeing... Bwuahaha... Next... Fark lar. Wahaha... See, Koala so smart. :P Watodo, ppl like koala likes to say fark but don't actually fark 1. Kekeke...

2. Nudity. The body is an art. A creation. To gays, its WAH. They stop at wat they're doing. 10% nudity, which is the ensem face, gets their attention. 40% nudity, its a free show for gays. A must see. Or follow him back if u must. Bwuahaha... 100% nudity? They jump straight into the bed lar. Gods oso no eye see. Wahaha...

So, how to attack... oops attract another gay? Bwuahaha... Ofcos, 1st u must be gay lar. Then ur wearing exposure very like a gay. Pink or white. Thin clothes. Better transparent. Sexy wear. Latest fashion. Walking oso must have gay style. Must walk cat walk better than models. With hair style oso like gay, matching with a seductive but charming gay voice. Even birds will sure land on ur hands. Ur thinking too must be gayish. A perfect liar. Greatest actor. Some abs is a plus. Not fat. Perfect weight is most preferable. Ur weight is light but yet can flatten a tyre's lorry.

There u go... when u walk out lidat, sure u get robbed or raped. Bwuahaha...

Faster Faster

2009-03-06T05:39:00.000-08:00

Not sex lar. Faster faster wor. Wahaha... I managed to make sex... oops... make my torrent download fuckingly faster than ever. Now I can download porns quicker. bwuahaha... aiyar who guys don't like porns. Even str8s luvs them.

Soli the lorry I long time no update my blog. Been playing lor. Koala playboy ma. Bwuahaha... Play play here n play play there. Aiyar play everywhere lar. Better than Calvin, u know. His got boundaries. Koala ones is boundless. No limit. Bwuahaha...

Kidding lar. Koala veli gud guy 1. Too gud to be true leh hor. Wahaha... Yala, Koala is no koala lor. Koala is big bad buaya. Come see Sleeping with the Aligator. Wakaka... Actually koala, duno wat to say. Been busy playing Sacred 2. I've only played 2 episodes in the campaign in Dawn of War 2. Koala actually is very true but being true alone doesn't mean angel will come. Flies didnt even come. How? Wahaha...

Oh, I was busy bcos my sis came back. Miss her with heaps n bounds. Sob Sob...

Work wise... ahrgh... My boss is a moron. Nobody in the team likes him. He played stocks during office hrs. Likes to cancel meeting, without informing earlier nor later. No reasons given. Many meetings he doesn't attend. He only attend his calls most. Comes in late into meeting, goes in n out during meeting to rcv calls and leaves early during meeting. Most of his work was passed to us without proper delegation. He doesn't address us by names. Just Eh. Most work passed to us was last minute n requires completion on the same day. He goes early lunch n comes back late. He comes in late too. when he's free, he read newspapers. He earns a big fat pay. Wat the fark! My collegue was even better. He ask senior mgr to go out for a smoke bcos the boss, our boss, who's also in the meeting told everyone that the work that was done was his credit. When he returned n again the boss says it again to everyone, he asked the senior mgr again to go out for a smoke. Bwuahaha... I really salute him. Ofcos it was only they three was in the meeting. Pkus the boss organised the wrong meeting room that is without a phone for conference call n it was later that the meeting was on a very small n stuffy room. worst, it was a long winded meeting. The senior mgr asked the boss to do, seconds later, the boss asked my collegue to do. He's really pissed. But what pissed him most was the boss takes all the credit for the team's work! I too was pissed hearing that. I just told him, next time, pls do it yourself. Yup I will do it.

All I can tell him is that the boss that we are having doesn't have a heart to work nor a heart for us. I told him that we should be grateful that we doesn't have a boss that yell at us. Anyway, its the company policy that manager cannot yell nor use foul words to their employees. It's harrassment.

Warhammer 40,000 Dawn of War II

2009-02-26T05:23:00.000-08:00

This is a new exciting... i think... :P a game that you must play. 1st you need something! If you only install the game, it won't play! Koala oso can't play. Bwuahaha... It will say xlive.dll not found. You must install 2 more installer which is in the DVD. 1 is the directX and another is the Microsoft .Net Framework 3. Since I'm using 64 bit, I had to download them for a very long time. Oh I forgot, another is Microsoft Live Game for you to play online.

I've just played the 1st campaign yesterday nite. It's a fast game. Ofcos I won... easily. Bwuahaha... The game is huge, since there're multiple planets. Each planet has it's own... duno wat yet... cos I haven't explore yet...

U can also play online. At 1st u may find it hard to find where to start the campaign. Just ignore or cancel when it asked u to create an online account. U also don't need to create an offline account. Skip it and you will be at the campaign screen. Happy playing... Who wana play koala? Wakaka...

Hutang Dan Budi

2009-02-24T03:38:00.000-08:00

Sebab Budi Kerana ada Hutang
Sebab Hutang Kena berbudi
Hutang dan Budi Dibawa Mati
Koala yang berbudi, tiada peduli.

Orang budiman akan berbudi
Orang keji akan berhutang keliling pinggang
Budi bahasa, amalan manusia dipuji
Budi koala, dibiar mati

Bwuahaha...

Missing some one who you would care

2009-02-22T06:24:00.000-08:00

If you wana miss some1, show that you cared enough.
Otherwise you just wana miss some1 for your own selfishness to fulfill your emptiness.
You do it for yourself. Not for really caring for him.

I believe you too gets this from ppl saying they miss you which they really don't.

Books & Magazines

2009-02-22T05:58:00.000-08:00

I'll be busying on my cooking blog as u've seen here that I've bought many cooking books n magazines. Click on the picture for a bigger view. I'll still update my blog here. No worry. Since I've privatised my blog, you will not see updates on your blog! U had to check once a while.

I do photoshop and I learn from others. That magazine is not cheap though. I too do camera stuffs. I've bought all these from MPH today as they have 15% for members. This is only for books. Not magazines. Non members have 10% only. If you have CIMB, you get RM5 voucher for every RM50 spent. Plus you get RM10 cafe voucher for every RM100 spent. Since I've spent over RM400 after 15% discount, I got RM30 vouchers plus RM40 cafe vouchers. If you forgot to bring your MPH card, go to the Enquiry counter and ask for temporary card. They'll ask for your name and IC and they'll give you a paper with your details to be used when you pay at the counter.

SK-II
I've decided to try on SK II products. Yah it's expensive. I had to do facial too. Bwuahaha... Lets see how.

DVDs
I bought plenty of DVD movies and dramas. The New Knight Rider. I'm yet to continue on Smallville. Just bought the original season 8.

Games
There're no nice new games coming out lately for few months. I'm back to Sacred 2.

4 Invitations

2009-02-22T05:22:00.000-08:00

So, you 4 have been invited. I don't simply invite. I had very strict ruling. Means ur important person to me. I cherish you ppl from the way u treat me by giving me comments. But if you chosed not to later on, I'll know. Hehe... I do trust you four that you will not being busybody by copying my post and give to some1 else ok! I hate ppl who backstab me by telling others of my apprearance and age! I know they did it for popularity.

The Four
1. Jase - Ur the 1st to asked me via email. I duno how u find my email but at least you did the effort which I admire.
2. Calvin - Ur here since ur the 1st who sms me b'day greetings though u've seldom given comments.
3. Binn - Ur here bcos u've given me quite some comments. Like Jase, I too take effort in finding ur email address.
4. Willy - Ur here not bcos ur leng cai but bcos u got yau sam. :)

So far there's only 1 blogger who asked me why I've privatised my blog. I didn't reply. He doesn't even care from the way he asked. I've help him done his chatbox and this is how I'm treated.

None asked me how am I doing. Didn't they know they can't access my blog aledi? Haha... Sudahlah tu. Siapa mau peduli u. U tak famous macam orang lain. Sakit aje, dah puluh orang tanya khabar. There's even bloggers who goes around everyones links, jumping here and there to fish his fish that he wanted. I despise these people. I only wait for ppl to come and then I reply. Calvin, you too almost wanted to privatised ur blog too bcos less n less ppl gave u comments. Didn't u know those bloggers are a bunch of low scum hypocrates? They have their own circle of frens. They come and go as they like.

I couldn't care anymore of those bloggers that I knew long time. U sick or die is not my business. I've drawn the line. I've burnt the bridges.

The Day I Privatised My Blog

2009-02-19T02:01:00.000-08:00

So, today was my birthday and I shud be happy. But I wasn't quite that happy later on. I've only received one blogger sms for my birthday early in the morning. And that's all abt it from bloggers. Thanks Calvin, the noti tootie turtle. My so called str8 frens too didn't wish me. Isn't that pathetic? It is. Really big fat pathetic. Not that I didn't tell earlier. I did. Nobody interested in koala's birthday lar. True frens wud keep a person's b'day at heart. Those who I knew long are also the same. This shows who are my true and sincere frens. anyway, the cake is nothing special but I like it. I prefer butter cakes. Haha... Yeah it's fattening but it tasted nice. Others are not nice especially sponge cakes. Ice cream cakes are too sweet. Secret Recipe cakes are too big! By the way, I've bought myself this cake and celebrated it myself, without the candles being lit. Wahaha... Nope I didn't make a wish too. Wish for more frens? No and won't. I've even gone to places and look for a cake. I'm really pathetic. A sore big loser. Where got ppl buy ownself a cake! Well, think abt that on my birthday and many didn't wish me, it's kinda gud thing cos I know who is the one I can called a true and sincere fren.

I think I had enuf of fake, really fake and fucker bloggers coming into my blog doing nothing or no comment. I also had enuf of them not giving any comments while all these while I've given them. I guess no matter how hard I tried, they belonged to their own groups. So, pls belong there. I've removed their numbers and msn too. Of all day and any days, I've privatised my blog.

I went to buy 4 perfumes today. It's unexpected though. Coincidence. I went to the mall and tadaa... Yipee... I was crazily choosing the perfumes. Truth Calvin Klein perfume was given by my sister for my birthday. The word Truth is meaningful. The perfumes was at super cheap rate and it was the last day. My lucky day eh. Hehe... Oh The F was missing. It's FCUK. Hehe... Now I had like a dozen perfumes. Gosh...

There was this boi who likes me. He too didn't greet my birthday. How do u feel if someone says he likes u and didn't wish u happy birthday. Or he forgot. Lucky I told him not to rush into a relationship. He doesn't qualify anymore to be my bf. So too even as a fren.

Calming Albert

2009-02-16T05:07:00.000-08:00

In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited, Albert; don't scream, Albert; don't yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert."

A woman standing next to him said, "You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son, Albert."

The man looked at her and said, "Lady, I'm Albert!"

Ps. Koala oso need 1. Anyone? Hehe...

Buy a Mac

2009-02-16T05:05:00.000-08:00

I was just having a conversation with someone who is about to buy a Mac.

I was against it and an argument started.

I said there were too few people supporting the Mac.

He responded, "When was the last time you heard of a virus on a Mac?"

And I said "See, even people who write viruses don't support Macs."

Ps. Don't worry. Mac Donald has no virus. :P

Waiting for the Bus

2009-02-16T05:03:00.000-08:00

A person was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. Unable to locate the Capitol building, the person asked a police officer for directions, "Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?"

The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll take you right there."

Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and, sure enough, the person is still waiting at the same bus stop.

The officer got out of his car and said, "Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus and that was three hours ago! Why are you still waiting?"

The person replied, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now. The 45th bus just went by!"

PS. I tell u hor, I'll kill myself or die laughing. Hehe...

費玉清

2009-02-15T05:38:00.000-08:00

費玉清 - 一翦梅. ah my favourite song. Today is my lucky day. I've found all my fav songs here.

true love is like the wild field,
wind and rain cannot create barriers,
the cloud will break and the sun will shine,
on you and me.
true love is like the blossoming plum,
it cannot be buried by the snow.
it blossoms at the coldest time,
and sees spring coming towards us.
The snow falls and the wind blows;
The heaven and the earth are completely white;
one branch of plum stands proudly in the snow;
its scent is only for you;
my love is without complaint and regret;
this love always stays in my heart.

費玉清 - 海韻

費玉清 - 你那好冷的小手

费玉清 - 明日天涯

費玉清 - 三年 Would I be waiting for him in 3 yrs? Kekeke... Die lor... I so old aledi. :P

莊學忠 - Zhuang Xue Zhong

2009-02-15T05:30:00.000-08:00

莊學忠 - Zhuang Xue Zhong - 偷偷摸摸 - Tou Tou Mo Mo
Some guys hor, on valentine day, tau tau mor mor 1. Bwuahaha... Got onot? Hmmph... I know got lor. Pity dat guy.

I was looking for this singer 莊學忠 - Zhuang Xue Zhong. He got very manly voice. I like man's who's man. Opps... :P

梦/庄学忠. Is life but a dream or vice versa? Lolx... Haih... sometimes... Koala wana dream... :P

Ye Guang Xiao Ye Qu

Man Li. Ask any uncles, dis is famous KTV/MTV. Haih... I so uncle aledi. Bwuahaha...

Ke Ai De Ma. Love the horse. Wahaha... No bf to luv, luv the hose bah. Bwuahaha...

Post Valentine

2009-02-15T03:38:00.000-08:00

This TVB is gud to watch. I like most of the actors and actress. It's like CSI plus politics in the emperor court. The wisdom captivated me too. :P

The nite b4 valentine day, many ppl aledi valentine. So did Koala. Koala valentined the V. Kaka... Fell sick n vomit. Slept almost whole day. No mood to reply valentine sms. Sorry yah guys. Muacks u here lor. Keke...

On sunday I also slept 12hrs. For 2 days I ate only 3 fish balls from sat's mee soup. I didn't even touch much on the mee.

To me, valentine is just another day. Just a day of having sms greetings. For 30yrs I've been single. Wahaha... Not even once I've celebrated valentine. I don't even celebrate with frens nor frens asking me out on dat day. Go imagine lor. Those who had valentine b4 or those who had frens celebrate with you, ur very lucky lor. To koala, it is.

Too bad koala don't have some1 to love nor anyone to love koala. Valentine's day is not a day and for dat day to celebrate. It's an everyday to celebrate. U luv him everyday ma. Must sek sek everyday 1 lor. Not hurt him lor. Koala got plenty of time to sek sek. Bwuahaha... Cos I'm financially independant, secured, bla bla. Lelong lelong... Kekeke... Koala's dreaming...

In work if you work your life away
In later life, medicines will be your life

See Lan Ciao

2009-02-13T04:22:00.000-08:00

2day I came across a place called "See Lan Ciao". It's in mandarin lar. Not Cantonese. Say again? Wahaha... In cantonese, its like 4 cocks. Actually its a place in China where majority are muslims. Duno y its called lan ciao lar. But the famous food is... not lan ciao lar... haiyu.... It's beef. Duno how it cooked but it's their delicacy. Not cook with lan ciao oso. *pengsan... Better don't talk abt this wat lan ciao place lar. Too many lan word aledi. Lan ciao betul... Wahaha... I think they hate muslims so much dat they called the place lidat. Bwuahaha... But then again, the muslims are really horny ppl. Or maybe they're really lan ciao ppl. Hehe...

The pic above is like "See What?" See Lan Ciao ah? Wahaha... No offense ok.

This is SAM the koala. He got saved from the Australia bushfires in Victoria. His legs was all wrapped up in bandages bcos of the fire.

Well the Heroes finally came earlier and it's in weekdays. I've gotten the 1st DVD. I've seen the preview. Not bad. Dats y I bought it.

Sweetness In The Salt

2009-02-12T04:25:00.000-08:00

Sweetness In The Salt??? Hmm... If u've seen the drama, then the wholie drama u will know wat it meant. Anyway, koala saw it but still its hum hum (salty). Koala humsap ma. Wahaha... Koala humsap 5 of them aledi. Got 20 more. Comingggg.... Wahaha... Blek...

The Greatness of A Hero. Being a hero sure is great lar. But this hero only comes next week! Weekend some more. Phuh... Where got hero comes on weekend 1. Hari hari come ma. Duno wana buy n see onot leh.

This TVB drama ending soon. This fri will release the last DVD. Damn... The going to end part ends quite hastily. TVB shows owuz lidat 1.

In Less Than 2 Weeks

2009-02-08T04:10:00.000-08:00

In less than a week, my sis from overseas will be back. Oh yes, she's my sis. Keke...

Then in less than 2 weeks, it's my... So, for that one full week, perhaps I'll go overseas or just accompany my sis, driving her here n there to do her things. I don't have plans to celebrate it. Neither do I have anyone to celebrate with me. Not even frens. My frens r all useless. I never wanted any more since then. Wat I can expect is just mere sms greetings. Unlike other depts, my dept don't celebrate anyones b'days. Even if they do, sorry but they can save it. I'd be on leave then since its thur. Yup, when its my b'day, I'll go on leave to dissapear from the whole wide world. Means in msn too. Bwuahaha... Pathetic me... Watodo. Having fake frens ard is a pain. Lucky my b'day is not on valentine. My sis is.

Valentine day is in between but I had no bf. Finding a bf is not easy. Having one is even more not easy. It's a heavy responsibility. So far I haven't met someone who can handle dat responsibility. Y? Their heart shows. Theirs is made from China. Cheap n no quality. Kekeke.. A person heart is like a glass vase. In luv, u combine 2 glass vase into 1. So, its a big glass vase. In each day, between the 2 person, each must pass the vase. Bcos it's big, its also heavy. Furthermore, that glass can turn color. In bad mood, it turns to dark. Hence u can't see what's inside. The other person who gets dat black vase. It's frustrating n worrying. In other times, each will fill the vase with something. Sometimes nothing. In luv, one yearns for something. When u receive wat u don't like to receive or least expecting the return, trouble brews. Finally, its only the time will tell when one throws the vase at him out out of the window.

Not many can handle the owuz same big glass of vase. It can gets boring. We humans are creatures that seeks excitement. Not many can handle the ties that sacredly bonds the meaning of luv. We yearns for freedom. With boring n less freedom, we seek our ways out, one way or the other, with or without the other awareness.

So how? To me, I'm finding a diamond made vase lar. Bwuahaha... It won't break! Yah I know I won't find it. A diamond made vase doesn't mean perfection la. It means one who understands what really is the bond of luv. Neh like James Bond. He has the license to Kill. Wakaka... Means a person who has license, he knows the responsibility of having a gun. So, in luv the gun is the heart lor. Not the mouth to shoot u know (arguements). *Phengsan...

He must have the eternity flame lor. Not to burn the hse down lar. (it is when 2 person with 2 flames throwing around) Bwuahaha... Still, in luv nowadays, ppl use or play with the power of flames, burning irresponsibly. Having the eternity flame means having the ever true passion, warmth and sensation to wither any shortcomings in between the two and from outside intimidations.

Making frens to become bf is diff. U must ask questions to know the person better. If u kept quiet, u'll never know. Then how to become bf? Ur not interested then or you can't communicate well. I treat fren n bf differently. As fren, I'm not so caring as a bf wud be. As fren, there's limitations. Eg. u have to pay ur own meals, movies, drinks, etc. I'm not ur dad or sugardaddy. If I did pay for u, u'd better say thank u or don't come find me next time. I don't like no manners ppl. U forgot? Dats even worst. U had no responsibility either. It's discipline. Then sorry you can't be my bf. U see, many ppl does dat. No tq. Not only gays. Str8s or family members too. Ppl lack integrity. Bad attitude. Lucky I don't have to live my life with such person. Hehe... My boss call his staffs, EH. Even animals got names. Really piss me off. If humans has no manners, they're worst than animals. U want them as frens or bf? Not me lor.

So when u have bcome my bf ler wor... hiak hiak... no need to say lar. Anyway I'm dreaming...

Samsung SyncMaster 2233SW

2009-02-07T05:02:00.000-08:00

Yup... finally I had my new 22" Wide Screen HD LCD. It's super huge... Long actually... Kekeke... Can watch nice movies aledi. The controls are on the side, below right hand as u r facing it. I was tinkering to buy it for mths aledi. Finally, its here.

Midas Touch

2009-02-05T05:10:00.000-08:00

Basically I'm ok lar. I'm very independant n strong 1. Cos only 1 koala in khoala lhumpur ma. Hehe... No matter how strong is a chain, it's also the weakness. Dats y I wan a rope! Cos it didn't says abt rope ma. Bwuahaha... Not meh? Keke... Just dat I'm noti oni. I got other better things to do or worry abt than to get upset abt some ungrateful person. For ungrateful persons that I come across, I will ignore that person.

I was 2day looking/finding new developments for terrace hse or apartments. Dunwan flats lar. Sadly, most are high occupancy. Means a lot ppl stay 1. Go stay in jungle better hor. Wahaha... Worst, the price is so expensive. Above 300K. Majority is above 500K. Some near 1M. Few r 2M. I see also pengsan. 1M with 30yrs loan, u aledi got to pay 6K++ mthly. Sell backside lor also not enuf. Got ppl buy meh? U think mai choi (buy vege) at pasar ah? Hehe...

Actually nobody knows my background except for my family. But a big TQ for all the encouragements. I'm flattered. I didn't expect anyone will response. What I can say is I've aledi reached the end of the road. Whatever I have touched in life, most of them turns to gold. It's not a good thing. If u have read the story of midas touch, then u know the life I went thru. Emptiness. Something lidat. Not exactly. My fingers cant turn things or person into real gold la. Wahaha...

When in pain, do not pour more pain into yourself. It is such pity and cruel to yourself. In pain, you gain control by discipline. Only that opens the door that tighten your heart.

In today's world, and in future to come, more people will encounter hardships in their life. They seldom have peace. But more sufferings they had to endure. Wherever and whenever. They must unless they really wanted to change their destiny. Their mind deteriotes. Their body is out of control. Their heart, small and fragile. No discipline. No moral. No values. Chaos reigns. U must be very careful if you do not want to be there. If you cultivate, then you are less likely to be affected. Instead, you are in a bliss state. In lightness, no darkness can get close to you. Without light in your life, darkness will consume your soul.

Koala now still got time to advise lu. Hope u will listen n do. If not when the time comes, wat u can do is only regret. When the needle pokes with pain, its too late. If big needle comes how? Hehe... Sure big pain la. Kenot poke also must poke u know. Not poke once one day leh. Ask urself how many bad times u got in 1 day? But koala don't think ppl will listen. I've asked b4 n nobody wants to know. Ppl r stubborn. Truely advise n ppl think it's fake. Ppl like lies instead. Oh... no wor... ppl likes being poke. Hehe... Its u pain. Not koala pain lor. *koala poke* Keke...

Aquarion

2009-02-02T07:08:00.000-08:00

U know aqua? Neh 99% female on the inside but 99% male on the outside leh? So aquas like me who are so called gay, do wat? Watch aqua show lar. Bwuahaha... Watch Aquarion lor. Its anime lar. Long n old anime. I got nothing against aqua lar. I pity them actually.

2day I didn't go Low Yatt. Went near to Jusco instead. Shopping lor. Forgot to get me a secret boi... oops... secret recipe lar. Dang... I was finding my curtain. I asked y no more stock? They said no more stock.... *sweat *phengsan... Next time I ask the wall... Wahaha... Most are old stocks. So no buy. Bad quality too. Anyway Jusco is on sales. Pretty cheap stuffs. No pretty bois oni. Pretty bois not cheap leh nowadays u know. Wahaha... Wonder where they all go. I didn't go to the gent's dept. But I went to the gents. Wrong dept. Wahaha... Aiyar pretty bois went Pavillion lar. :P

Dad complaint to his fav daughter during 2day's dinner n i asked wat isit. He said I didn't give him $ for last mth. He said I was buying stuffs got $ n no $ give him. I got such dad eh. Alo... I bought those paints is to paint ur hse lar. Those kitchen stuffs is to cook u food! Not forgetting the foods, biscuits n drinks! U think I rob the bank isit? No need $ buy stuffs ah? If ur a gud dad, u shud be asking if I got enuf $ onot. U think those blardy paints cheap? Ur 2 fav son n daughter didnt even give u a single cent and they're earning 30k a mth! Yet u got the heart to complaint on me. All the things I've done no matter how much is useless in your eyes! He didn't even compliment my new wardrobe and bed! U know wat? He complaint! I'm not going to renovate his hse aledi. I'm planning to get myself a new apartment.

I'm really moody after dat dinner. Dat's y I'm still here blogging. I've given up on frenship. I've given up on boyfren too. Now is family I've given up hope. Without hope, there's no suffering. Y hope when it's hopeless to hope? Gimme a rope better lar. Hang myself better. Haih...

Tmrw Perhaps - Inkheart

2009-02-01T03:47:00.000-08:00

Since tmrw is a public holiday replacement, which means its a holiday, no work la!, the lazy me think of only going there instead of 2day.

Just bought Cyclops DVD. Sorry no pics cos can't find 1. Duno nice onot the movie. The guy got oni 1 eye leh. Cute... Wakaka...

I haven't watch Inkheart.

I've been trailing guys... oops... Heroes lar... Season 3... Still downloading... Gosh... And I got other CSIs to download too.

The other day I was trying to screw the lamp clamp to the base. It shud be screwed the other way going into the base as the screw was too long. Ah, dats the way to screw I said. Screw me... Bwuahaha... Anyway, as long as it's nice to screw and screwed in nicely eh. Still the hole at the base is too big and I need to get a locker (duno wats its called) for it. Had to leave the screwing later.

There was this guy (a story) that was at his hse. His head was leaning on his lap.

Andy : What are u doing? Fingering near my dick.
John : Y ur jeans got holes?
Andy : Y? Kenot meh? U don't like holes meh?
John : But yours got 2 holes.
Andy : If u dig some more like what ur digging now, there'd be more holes. :P
John : Then I dig on the existing holes lor.
Andy : Then u make the holes bigger. Y not I show u wats inside then. :P

Outlander

2009-01-31T04:12:00.000-08:00

This is a nice movie. Gud effects. Story ends well for the couple. Where's my couple... Kekeke...

Tmrw I gona get U!. Bwuahaha... If they have the 24" lor. If not I get some1 lor. Wakaka... Who want? Come come... I going Low Yatt cos 2day I went to my IT shop near my place n they don't have. Only got the 21.5". Some more dare to call IT shop. Phiaks...

If u remember this game, the so called last campaign is a galaxy. So damn huge. So darn many polka dots. Planets la. Gosh... I play till so bored. Give up aledi. If u like trade, politics n war, then this is for u. Nothing to build in the last campaign. U had to win allies or eliminate enemies. U can terraform planets from hot to habitable. Or destroy it also can. Mwuahaha...

Family Matters

2009-01-28T04:28:00.000-08:00

Family is like a steamboat. It can be fun or it can be a pain in the butt. Most of the time, it's a pain in the butt. I am a very tolerable person esp in family. I guess every family is the same. Some are worst. The day b4 reunion dinner, I still got the mood to cook. On the day of reunion dinner, I lost mood to cooked but I still cooked a few. I don't see a point of cooking when the man of the hse throws his temper. So old and still has so huge flame. Never learnt a thing in life to be humble and patience to family. Instead he like to blame others. Blaming mum for her health condition that she didn't take care. I think its irresponsible to say so. Mum has toiled her life away for the family. How can you have the guts to say such thing. U r so not a man! I am a man. Kekeke...

Yala. As a man, if u luv your other half, how can u say such thing. Really no heart lor if u say such a thing. Imagine how the person felt. Actually he's directing it to me. Like mum, I too did all the hse work. He never even lift a finger doing anything in the hse. He has no gratitude. Come home only got food on the table. Thank u also don't have. If u treat your guess, they at least say thank u wat, rite? It's rude if u didn't say so. Just bcos it's family, tq oso can forget abt it. Best thing is they never clean up. Leaving the bones behind. But still I follow mum's legacy. Doing without disappointment. Have a heart in doing things. But at times mum also gets disappointed and scolded dad. Serves him right. Bwuahaha... Now, mum has no eye see. I wonder when is mine. Fast fast come. Hehe... This yr? Gud lor... Wahaha...

Well, I don't have a dear to love. Nobody wants to love me. The family is in ruins. I'm not his fav. I'm just a indonesian maid. Worst, without pay n I still got to pay him. Haih... Bcos I see things too righteous, no humans gets close to me. Alone then. Bwuahaha... But I know other divines are with me geh. Too bad we can't talk leh. I've heard their language b4. Just can't understd lor. 2day I dropped my jade pendant but it wasn't broken. The last time it broken was my mum's b4 passing. Haih, y it didn't break leh. Did anyone know hows it's like living alone even though there're people ard u but those ppl are your debtors.

Sometimes, most of the time, in fact, I don't want to get married. I don't want any gay relationships either for now unless that guy proves to me he is very matured. Sorry, but I don't want any youngsters. Most youngsters wants to be pampered or baby sit. I'm not ur nanny or suggardaddy. I don't want to waste my time doing such thing. They all still got a long long way in life to learn. If I did the 1st step and u can tell me the other 99 steps that I'm taking, then ur my man. Oni a man with his heart can do so. Physically apart but close at heart. Otherwise ur not sincere. U don't have the heart. Ur playing only. Like a kid. Ur not serious. So, I'm the man who knows wat r ur steps when u've taken ur 1st step. Bcos I read ur heart. I don't even have to see u and I know. Scary leh. Bwuahaha... Or maybe u think I think too much eh. If I duno wat his heart is thinking, then how can I fully understd him rite? Failure to do so is called assumption in guessing - thinking too much = misunderstanding. Too bad, I'll never find this kind of man.

For just frens, I used to be hearty. Not anymore. Y? Bcos true frens are just too few. Fake ones, plenty. These I'm not interested. I rather had none. I aledi had the genuines.

Yesterday, 2day & Tmrw

2009-01-28T03:45:00.000-08:00

Yesteryear, oops... yesterday, I watched ... with family the movie Red Cliff 2 @ MV. When u c movie with family, it's like driving u to the cliff. But this time it's red cliff. Bwuahaha... Just kidding la... This show is boring. I was snoozing...

Then today I ... alone... Chin song nia... see movie, Underworld 3 @ Pavilion. When u see movie alone hor, like graveyard... peaceful man... buried underworld. Bwuahaha... Sure nice movie lar if u watched movie without disturbance but some ass hole malays was sms-ing. This movie is abt historical. Nice effects but lack of actions. Still, I wonder how Selene was born since her mother, Sonya was killed by her own dad, Victor.

Tmrw... plan plan... If I know what's tmrw hor, I gip u 4 numbers. Bwuahaha... No la, I gip myself 4 numbers aledi... Keke...

Sau Kong Dinner

2009-01-28T00:53:00.000-08:00

2 weeks back, our dept has a "Sau Kong" dinner so as to close work in a sense. I hesitate at 1st for not going. A damn blardy mistake. I never like such gatherings. There won't be a next time esp in this company. Anyway, there's like 17 ppl sitting in a long table n I sat right in the middle facing my boss and his boss is on his right. Then the food came and was placed in accordance in 1 line across the table. Soon after, very quickly, all the dishes shifted to both ends and I was asked to move them (big prawns and a tofu) towards them! This means what? No food left in the middle! Tiu! Can you imagine that? No one ask me to sit closer to either end. My boss who was also sitting in the middle quickly shifted to the other end. I was so damn pissed. No food was passed to me!. I just only picked a few veges and some gravy. His boss was passing food to his mgr who had food all in front of him! I never finished my rice and I walked out then. I shud have not ate a thing, walk out, never returned and go home straight.

I stayed out for more than 1 hr outside having my can of drink. When I went back, everyone was wondering if I'm busy outside. They have no idea that I was really pissed off. Selfish people. I went in for a while and then goes back out again. This time I was having a teh ais at a restaurant. I was buying a pack of cigarettes too. Again I was out for like 1 hr. Then I tar pau 1 big pau and goes back in. Everyone was wah tar pau some more ah... Yah fuck you all. Wah what the fuck. You all still got the fucking moron brains to wah. Didn't u all know I got nothing to eat?

Then I was asked to give a speech as others had already given theirs. I was abt to say, this yr will not be gud since there's no food in front of me. But instead, I just merely wish everyone be happy.

1 thing that I'm very minded is abt my colleages. In such as case, all I can say is that the whole dept is selfish. The boss doesn't care. They don't have the heart to treat you sincerely. I won't be staying here esp having to know that the whole dept is of selfish ppl. Worst than animals. At least animals shared their food, right? I don't like to fight with ppl for food. I can afford to pay on my own.

It's better to be a righteous nobody than be a fool of everybody.

The Millionth

2009-01-28T00:17:00.000-08:00

Among a millionth people, I have found you.
In a millionth life time, I would not want to loose you.

Ps. If only I have found you. This is a nice quote from the mccee of my cousin's wedding.

Reunion Dinner

2009-01-25T05:27:00.000-08:00

Happy Chinese New Year to my fellow readers.

This is drunken prawn. Hehe... Yuhmmy onot? Super big leh the prawns. Expensive too. 10 pcs lidat costs above RM30 aledi. We had plenty of food on the table. Many types of drinks, CNY biscuits, bla bla... Hehe...

Finale & CNY

2009-01-24T05:34:00.000-08:00

Alas, finally, it's been done. Completed. No no, not renovation. Just some shifting, painting and repairs. Had my room a total turn around. My 2nd bedroom is not a study room. My last room is now a store room. The living room is more spacious now. The eyesore now is the kitchen. That will be the major renovation and the most expensive. I haven't do the flooring. Had to wait till my dad move out with all his things. Wait few mths ba.

Anyway, glad everything is completed. Need more painting to do. For now, taking a few breaks. Keke...

Koala wishing everyone Happy Chinese New Year!!! Koala will be busy making main dishes. Kekeke... Got...

1. Hokkien Mee

2. Steamed Fish in Ginger sauce
3. Herbal Soup Chicken

4. Nyonya Curry Chicken,

5. Roast Pork (Buy)

6. Roasted Chicken (Buy)

7. Roasted Pork (Buy)

8. Hakka's Emperor's Dish

9. Cantonese Vege
10. Drunken Prawns
11. Fu Yong Eggs

12. Fried dried chili with Clams
13. 8 fortune tofu claypot

14. Roast Duck (Buy)

Desserts
White Fungus herbal drink and fruits. + Longan & Lychee... Yuhmmm... Going to be fat!

KTV Life

2009-01-18T07:20:00.000-08:00

經典金曲 - 每當晚飯時 1980 (大 AL 張武孝) ~ 6 pair 半

This is a funny song in cantonese. hehe...

夢醒不了情 - 張帝

This guy is so so like Casey. Ofcos the casey I knew was young, cute and ensem plus a baby face. Casey, if u saw this, I wonder you'd still look as this, still as cute as you are now. Bwuahaha... :P

美酒加咖啡 (Wine added to coffee)
So after a good laugh while teasing some1, koala got to say that he's super busy especially when it's nearer to CNY. Last Sat went to Ipoh road to shop for marble floors and tiles. Then went IKEA and bought few things for kitchen upgrades. Then last Sun, I went buy more paints for door frames, thinners parquet glue, parquet polisher, marble floor cleaners. 2 doors got to be changed. Got myself a power driller. Few 1/2 inch screws and 1 inch screws. Gosh, I can be a handyman aledi.

鄭少秋李芷苓愛在心內暖 I'll be starting my leave starting this Fri. But I was aledi been busy. Finished painted some doors. Beautiful n smooth. My computer table, book shelves will be in on Thur. I got 2 rooms to shift now. Cleaning n vacuum. Phuh...

Office Political Suicide

2009-01-13T08:26:00.000-08:00

A lot of ppl nowadays commit suicide. Not physically but mentally. All due to office. We have to work. Even king got to work. Work for a blardy 9 hrs. Some worst. Work more than 12 hrs. Alo... go home la. Don't work ur life away. U don't live a thousand yrs u know. If the company or the boss or your collegues really beh tahan, then don't tahan. It's not worth it! It's not as easy as relieving ur urine. Move on... We all must move on. If not u die... commit suicide lor... slowly but sure killing urself... Move to a better one. Dont move from a fox hole to a tiger hole la. Bwuahaha... Move to koala's hole lor. Oh koala no hole 1 leh. Bwuahaha... Tree got la. Blek...

But how to, dat u ask koala... * faint... B smart lor. Not smart alex la. The 1st sign to look for is their language. If foul language, you can move on. Foul language means body language that signals they wana shit. Bwuahaha. The shit comes out from their mouth and yet their body feels gud abt it. Geddit ah? Aiyo, means they say one thing but means another. Means another wat? Means its a meannie motive lor. Like a fox luring u to their hole. Be smart la. Observation is ur key. Ur eyes is your window to the outside. Don't be blind to see. Ppl r blinded bcos all they are interested in outer appearance like office environment, benefits, salary, etc...

The 2nd language to look for... not looking for koala ok... koala not in office 1. Bwuahaha... Koala in jungle la. come come... *phengsan... Look for answer by asking questions. Smart questions la. Not those greedy ones. Duno wat I saying? Salary, benefits, claims, annual leaves... Geddit? Ask like there must be good career path as you have worked quite long here, perhaps you can share your achievements and memorable events. Ask lidat la. Not polishing shoe la. Open shoe shop lor then. Bwuahaha... Koala eat ur shoe then. Wakaka...

Aih, young ppl duno how to ask 1 la. Wan oni ask how much, how much. Wahaha... Or how many how many... U ask lidat u think ppl wana tell u more ah. Sure they tell u the fake picture lor. If ur interviewee is a very technical person, then do your homework lor if you are not experienced enuf. There's not such thing as how many yrs of experience but how much experience. Y? Experience cannot be counted. so it is said how much. Not how many. Got me koala ah? Damn... :P Still kenot get me koala hor then u better go commit suicide lar. Wakaka...

For koala leh, I'm more like a mentor to my collegues who really come and ask. If they don't ask, I no tell. I dunwan b smart alex. Jaga tepi kain sendiri. This is work for haven sake. Do ur work. U so free ah? Some ppl r so free and they do it the smart way cos they play politics. If u simply play, fire burn ur kain. Blame urself then.

Do not mix work with personal! Many ppl do the opposite. Who are u, I ask u. U r not my relatives even. I do not even know u long enuf. Don't b so stupid to easily trust ppl. Ppl nowadays mostly kenot be trusted. Trust me. Bwuahaha... Don't trust me ah? U regret later dont come running to koala for a shoulder to cry lor.

Koala see today's office etiquette can really faint. Many are better than hollywood actors. Can win awards 1. Y? It's real life actor. Those movies are not real life wat. Duno y we so stupid still go cinema see and we failed to see the real life actors which is free everywhere. Bwuahaha... Better pay koala then... Keke...

Anyway, koala don't faint la. It's just it doesn't affect me anymore. Their fault is my teacher. Therefore I see a lot of holes lor. Bwuahaha... Equally interesting. U will laugh when u see wat i see. Ppl nowadays has limited wisdom n do many stupid things for the sake of their own gains. Not only stupid. Blind also. Deaf also. Aih... Worst than animals... Not meh? Open ur eyes big big and see. Feel with ur heart with a calm mind. Then u see it as clear mirror reflecting to u. Cheh koala got mirror to view evil. Who wan? kekeke... No need to borrow la. U also got ma... Take out n use la. Keep inside lay eggs ah. Bwuahaha... Ok la koala wana sleep aledi. Snooreeee... Koala snore oso u know... hehe...

Renovations - Design in Progress #2

2009-01-12T06:45:00.000-08:00

Nice onot this living room? hehe...

Soli every1. Been busy ... Purposely been busy lor. No cai to khau wat. Mwuahaha... Reli busy ma... Not khau cai. Dunwan aledi. Better do the things that shud do. So, I've been shopping guys instead. Wahaha... kidding... Shopping for stuffs la. At least I buy them n they no complaints. Hehe... The stuffs r quite expensive things. No joke. Having a hse n doing renovation, its damn expensive. Must go few shops to compare prices. Still, all are also expensive. Do myself lar lidat. Mwuahaha...

I'll include the price for Noel since he's asking. Hope you don't heart attack ok. Haha...

Renovation = Wasting Time
It takes a lot of my time. Then when renovation begins, its freakingly wasting time. Cos I got to wait for the contractor to finish contracting me. Kaka... Some will take their sweet time. They're so sweet u know. Then they rush things last min. Seemed that renovation is like a fucking job. I just love the way they do things.

Cleaning Up
Actually Calvin the tootie turtle (he's gona kill me but he can't... mwuahaha) is not a freako cleaner. Me is. Mwuahaha... I've cleaned the whole damn room (except myself :P), from floor to ceiling, front n back door, clean n polish windows. My windows r so shinny. U got to use the right abrasive. Then moving things n throwing some away. All in 1 day. Later need to polish Parquet floor and marble floor. Who wan hire me? Keke...

This is Parquet floor. Costing is count by foot area and the types of wood. 1 Study room and 1 smaller bed room will need to Laminate Floor.

Price
Laminated wood (see computer table and book shelves pic) for 9x12 foot is ard 1.5K, everything inclusive (wood, paste, labor). Not cover removing existing flooring (RM200-RM400) depending on area.

Plaster ceiling (sides only) : 7 ft costs RM4.xx. Full plaster ceiling I duno yet.

Bed and Mattress
So finally I've got my a big sized bed and a damn expensive mattress. Nothing to hu ha abt la. I was having my measuring tape (7.5m... yah I'm crazy. But my hse so damn long ma) and been busying measuring here and there at their shop. Keke... Lucky not those long hse. :P

Wardrobe & Queen Bed

Price : Good and solid Wardrobe like the above (8Wx7H) is 3K.
Price : Queen Bed frame >1K, Sinnomi Matress (1.8K) Next I've gotten the also big wardrobe. Veli solid. It's taken my entire side wall. Fuck man. But I like it la. Mwuahaha... Got fuck who don't like ah. Wahaha... Haih but pathetic me go fuck a wardrobe. :P

Computer Table and Book Shelves
Next one coming is my new computer table and book shelves. And CD shelves too. :P Takes abt 10 days to arrive. I dun mind. I like their design. Haih... need to rearrange all my things.

Wat u c above plus this.

Wat u c above plus this too.
Price : >2K

Cash flow is running like water when comes to buy paints. I've aledi bought 3 x 5 litres for, one 7 litre, and 2 one litre. 1 litre for 2 bathrooms. all the ceilings also I paint. 7 litres. Mwuahaha... Die lor. Wahaha... concrete walls got to paint twice after 2hrs. Paint twice? Gosh... Since I luv painting, I don't mind the job lor. I've even bought a long stick. Fuh super long. Can extend 1. Sure fun. Wahaha... All 8 doors also paint. B4 paint, everything must be clean. Haih, got to clean some more 1. Main door got to change lock. Ownself do. Is gud lock. Hammer oso wont break it. Fucking expensive for a door knob. Watodo...

Paint Price : A 5 Litre costs (80-1xx), depends for brick wall, wood and types of paint and brands. Nippon is most expensive. There only 1 litre type and 5 litres as minimum.

A 1 litre is only for 1 door. a 5 litre for 100 foot area only but depends. If brick wall, you need to apply 2 layers, means u use more paint. Wooden surface applys only once.

Paint Price : 1 Litre RM30 and above.

Ah now the bigger $ eater. Kitchen. The designer came today and took measurements. I'm expecting it to cost at least 10K. Had to erect brick walls, redo all wiring and redo water piping. My 2 freaking fridges will be side by side. Like a couple. Keke...

Costing for kitchen is by the area that the cabinets cover. Depth is 2 ft std. 11.5 x 8 costs 13K for stainless steel without hood and oven but with accessories, 2 sink holes, plumbing and elec wiring. Stronger stainless steel costs double. G4 material is above 2x K. Compressed wood is ard 15K. All cabinets must have walls to support.

Got compartment for oven, microwave and wine chiller. New Hood and new Hob. Oven too. Microwave, ermm the big litre 1 lor. The hood is so damn powerful. 1 kg of wood plank also can stick to the suction. :P

Barrique Wine Chiller
Price : almost 2K ++ for a medium

I still have lightings to shop. Contractors for electrical rewiring and erect kitchen walls.

Renovations - Design in Progress

2009-01-06T07:06:00.000-08:00

When you need to turn your living space like the above into something like the above also, you need to tear it down.

Yup, something like this that you would do eh. Lolx... Otherwise how can have something like the above eh.

But in order to do that as above, you need to do this. A painful thing to do. Worst than pricking nails. The below are those I've filtered from many designs and I'll use them into my renovation.

GRAND ENTRANCE

First of all, it's the Grand Entrance. This is quite important. First impression that I think must really impress anyone who comes even though nobody comes. Haha... I will take this design to the contractor for it's lighting and the design. This way, when they exit, it's a grand exit too. Haha...

This includes the top and the side. I've been browsing a lot of designs. The local designs are quite lame and seldom exquisite. Singapore's are better. I'm looking at few colors in 6 divisions. Eg. Kitchen, Bedroom, Bathroom, Living Room, Study room and Dining area.

BEDROOM

This is the place I love most. My Santuary. The most romantic area of my life. Lolx... Not making love though. Lolx... It's the place I spent most of my time here. Lay eggs. :) I prefer lots of ambience lightings. Flooring will be wooden. All else will be wooden too. I've already caught the latest design from the showroom. Will be placing my booking soon by this week.

Something like this will do too.

BATHROOM

I like the shelf. Simple.

Good lightning.

My bathroom theme will be blue and white. It's like swimming in the sea. I like the blue section and the sink.

KITCHEN

The quite important area. My kitchen is an L shape which is like the above. The theme will be yellow. All will be the expensive stainless steel with glass and marbles and it's sealed vacuumed when closed. No wood. My current kitchen is wood which makes cleaning very difficult. Plus pests and moisture makes it easily damaged. I had 2 freaking fridge too. Lolx...

STUDY ROOM

Study room should be bright. Hence, white it is. If it's dark, I'll will be sleeping instead of studying. Lolx... I'll mix some designs here and there from all 3 pictures.

I like the decorations design.

The glass cabinet will be from Ikea. All cabinets will raised to the top. It's my Library room too. Need to buy lots of accessories from IKEA. Good business for them :)

I had a hard time thinking what design that matters. I'm very fussy abt design. I love high tech, but simple. Not sophisticated. Not overly cluttered.

Other areas that I'm still looking is the Living room and the Dining area. This includes the plaster ceiling. Lightings too. Gosh, I'm doing all alone. I don't think so I can make it before Chinese New Year.

LIVING ROOM

Is Red and Yellowish brilliant? It matches my Kitchen. Lolx... I like the cabinets.

An aquarium for salt water fish. Therapeutic.

The glass shelves at the corner is enticing.

DINING ROOM

Nice black glass facing the dining table. Nice plaster ceiling.

SIDEWALKS

I'll update later on. Soon enuf. :P

Gadgets

2009-01-03T03:28:00.000-08:00

2day I went to Pavillion, Low Yatt, Sg Wang and then back to Pavillion bcos I park my car there ma. *doink... Really shop whole day. Mwuahaha... No time to see movies. Better buy DVD lar. Cheaper ma. Keke... I spent me time mostly at Low Yatt to choose my most desireable hardisk fan cooler n n n few things lor. Duno y so many gays working there 1. Wahaha...

Samsung 24" Wide LCD Monitor 2433BW
Price : RM1,080.00
Screen Size : 24" Wide
Resolution : 1920 x 1200
Contrast Ratio : DC 20,000:1 (1,000:1) (Typ.)
Response time : 5ms
Product Weight : 5.3kg

I'm planning to replace my bulky Samsung SyncMaster 753s monitor with this one. The Contrast Ratio is the highest among almost all LCDs in the market that are half of it only at 10,000. Ofcos the price is almost half of it. Hehe... The width is ofcos 24" Wide which I so luv. U wonder where's the panel. It's on the left. Can turn my room into Home theater aledi. but had to wait till I change my Edifier to CS3 5:1. Means 5 speakers of total surround system. Kekeke... I tot wana buy geh but its so darn blardy heavy. I not going to carry all the way back to Pavillion.

For model 2233BW, 21.5" costs RM589 with 1GB mp3 player only at Low Yatt. Y so cheap? They over stock during the last PC fair lar. So now they're throwing it. Y? LCD prices drops fast. If you don't want the MP3 player, they'll rebate RM50. That MP3 costs ard RM143 if I didn't hear correctly. Wud u want to settle for a 21.5" LCD without High Definition?

For model 2333BW, 23" cost RM799 at Low Yatt. This model is not in samsung website.

FYI, if you do not have a high end graphics card and you go buy high definition LCDs, you will get not nice pics. It's like you use car fuel into a jet engine. It wont fly. Bwuahaha...

I bought this hardisk fan cooler including the rest of the below. I was very choosy. I prefer a good fan esp when it comes to hardisk. All my previous hardisk don't have fan coolers and it doesn't last long. The steel case makes it hard to go in into the PC casing hardisk slot. Anyway, it did go in after a few fuck. :P This expensive cooler is for my primary hardisk, 500GB sata. Can't afford to have a failure for it though I did backup externally into a 500GB usb drive. RM49.

A cheap version for my 2ndary 500GB sata drive. RM15 only. Cheap leh. This one is easier to slot in. No fuck man. Lolx...

This fan is super noisy like storm. Darn... Disconnected it. It very powerful though. RM59.

Then I go Sg. Wang to buy PS3 games, So darn fucking expensive. Anyway the game Spore is not out. Save my RM few hundred bucks. :P Better I go buy PS2 games. So damn cheap. Mwuahaha... Got plenty of games also... PS3 still new ma. FYI, PS3 support blue ray and High Definition games or movies.

For PC games, I bought Spore since no PS3 Spore. Gona grow fungus aledi lor lidat. Bwuahaha...

For The Beginner

2009-01-02T05:26:00.000-08:00

This post is dedicated to Bong Bong and the rest who wants to understd. For the rest, I don't mean to offend anyone yah. I'm trying to explain here in simple words bcos here it's for beginners so that you can understand better. Actually 1 post alone cannot justify everything in explaination. If you want me to post something here on another post, or ask me something, just ask me. If I can answer, I will answer. I don't assume I know.

Understanding
Buddhism is not a religion but a teaching. Y most people do not understand his teachings? It's bcos everybody's level of understanding is unique. If ur level is std 1 n u attend form 1 class or u read form 1 books or u follow form 1 students ways of practise, sure u will not understd. Then u blame the education system. :P U blame others when what you practise do not bring positive changes but negatives instead. Y is some ppl find it so hard to understd or they hate to understd? It's bcos their mind is too murky. They have been too long in the 3 lower realms and too many times. As students, you must ask if you do not understand. Do not assume. Then you practise and examine the results.

Middle Path
Buddhism is not abt letting go of things and everything. Its abt following the middle path. Means do not see things too heavy or too lightly but with moderation. If you see it too heavy, you will be attached to it. If you see it too light, you do not learn. When you do not learn, you don't gain knowledge and this is a dangerous way. You will do things ignorantly and blindly. If you are too overly attached, you will suffer. This is also dangerous. When you are in the middle path, you will learn to be wise, you will not suffer and you do not harm yourself. You will then see that you have understd.

Sutras n Mantras
The printed sutras n mantras are books for higher students. In our lifetime now which is the Dharma Ending age, only recitation of Amitabha Buddha's name will enable you to leave the 6 realms and reach enlightenment into his Western Pureland. Chant his name whenever you have time. At one time when you chant without wandering thoughts, you don't have to chant and yet you are chanting. That is reached samadhi. In the 1st 1000 yrs after Gautama Buddha's nirvana, called True Dharma/Orthodox Dharma Age, cultivators achieve englightment thru his dharma. The next 1,000 years is the Dharma Semblance/Dharma-Image Age where cultivators achieve englightment thru meditation. Then another 10,000 yrs will be Dharma Ending age.

For Beginners
Beginners must learn the basics 1st that is the 5 precepts. These 5 precepts maybe simple words but u still have to learn the why, what, when, how and who. Eg. Y u shud not kill. Who u shud not kill. How not to accidently kill. Who dat u must not kill. Y u need to learn the basic 5 precepts? They are the measurements, guidance and the laws to govern your mind and action. Then you will understand and do not make mistakes that even you do not realise. Not only u will understd but it will also brings many benefits. The 5 precepts determines your next realm of life as its also a measurement used to judge you. If you break them a lot, you go to jail. Means u go to lower 3 realms. Do you want? So do not take lightly the 5 precepts. More importantly is you must practise everyday.

Way Places
In temples, the things there represents a teaching. Eg. The fruits represents the fruits of karma. Monks represents purity. Buddha statues represents enlightenment. Etc. Temples are called way places where anyone can go and leave. Anyone means all 6 realms and beyond. Beyond means Buddha's and Boddhisattvas as they are not within the 6 realms. They are beyond time and space. Hence, show respect when you enter there or leave. U do not want to offend anyone. Way places is a place for everyone's cultivation. If you disturb the place, you reap huge sin. The 5 precepts will help you aware of your actions. FYI, there're other way places.

Guidance
The only person u can ask for guidance to show u the right way is asking sincerely everyday from the Compassionate Boddhisattva or Amitabha Buddha.

Important
You must have the strong heart to practise everyday. Otherwise it will not last. Buddhism teaching is actually everywhere.

Boddhisattvas are afraid of commiting karma. Humans only afraid upon retribution of karma.

Transcending The Ordinary Offline

2009-01-01T07:38:00.000-08:00

Sorry for taking out the earlier post called Transcending The Ordinary. Meaning changing destiny from ordinary to extraordinary. I don't think many of the bloggers here wanted to know nor least doing it. It's better for you all to fend and experience your own problems. It's not easy to traverse the path unless you are sure you wanted to really change your destiny remarkably that spans few years. But you will end up extraordinary and therefore if u can't handle it well, you will be alienated from the normal beings. Since I've posted for a few hrs, someone may have aledi read it. Sorry again. If you wana know, and more readers wanted to know, then I'll post. Just put your remark lor if u want.

Happie New Year 2009

2008-12-30T23:12:00.000-08:00

Most of us, in time when the year ends, we all look deep into ourselves from the past to the present.

Most of us, regretted and seldom realised our fortunes that is near beside us. For everyone is rich in some ways. Friends, Family, Relationships, Career, Wealth, Luck, Health and most importantly, yourself (mind, body and soul).

Remember those that are facing Famine. Disasters. Disease outbreaks. Family in ruins. War. Economic turmoil.

For the year 2009, for the worst or for the good it may come, be prepared.
When there is good to come, it is therefore indeed fortune.
When there is bad to arise, you are therefore affected less or none.

Do not forget to do good, for only good brings us fortunes.
For doing evil deeds, only brings mishaps to ourselves and suffering to those close to us.

Do not falter when we are faced with 3 adversities and 6 mishaps.
These are the times that presents to us the chance and opportunities to change for the better for what is worth and being a human, has what it takes to learn and grow.
Our journey will be much more tolerable, less miserable, stronger and wiser.

May the year 2009 in celebration brings you
Joy and Happiness in Infinite Abundance
Smooth Career
Strong Health
Good Family ties.
Loving Relationships
Bonds of Friendships
Balanced Mind, Body and Soul
Bountiful Wealth
Surpassed Exams and Studies

These are what Koala can think of, for wishing you all.

The True

2008-12-30T03:20:00.000-08:00

In each and every True, there's absolute Truth. In a million, it never fails in the test of Time. Only Lies will Fail.

Student & Sifu - 3 Disclosures

2008-12-30T01:51:00.000-08:00

Student : Sifu, How can I get rich?
Sifu : Ur aledi rich!
Student : No, I'm not rich sifu.
Sifu : Ur aledi rich!
Student : How come you said I'm rich when I'm not rich?
Sifu : Everyone is rich in some ways. Hence, everyone is already rich. You've asked the wrong question my student.
Student : What is the right question I should ask?
Sifu : How to be more rich la... *Knock head

Student : Sifu, What is Love?
Sifu : Love means a thousand Holes of Hope. Which holes is fulfilling and you have successfully fill it, then you can call it love.
Student : Ok sifu, I'll go find the holes then.
Sifu : Becareful of the thousand holes then my student. *Knock head

Student : Sifu, Why is it I don't find any relationship?
Sifu : 1st you must nail them at their heart. All ships must be nailed. So is this ship.
Student : How to nail sifu?
Sifu : Find a true hammer la. *Knock head
Student : Where's the true hammer?
Sifu : That is when your heart thumps, it hammers well. *Knock head twice

How it began

2008-12-28T09:28:00.000-08:00

For your understanding, how it all began was from 1 source. Or rather I call it from 1 country and it's citizens plays the part right from the beginning. Then other countries follow suit in pursuit of human what it's so called greed. Greed spreads like wild fire. It's one of the 6 poisons in human nature. All things arises must fall. All things created must perish. The faster it arises the faster it falls. So is all creations. Nothing is permanent.

Hence, when the falling begins, it will start from the beginning and the rest who follows, follows to fall as well. Those who observe well, sees well from the beginning till it end as well. Those who don't observe well are akin to a blind person who was ignorant to the nature of universal law. Ignorant was this poison called. So, you are too blind to see. But now I tell you.

Almost every country is affected. Even greater china is not spared but very much more affected. It has rapidly risen. No need for me to say more. We are not spared as well. Do you know?

Been There, Done That

2008-12-28T07:19:00.000-08:00

In every success stories of a man that many sees, lies many unsuccessful stories behind it that nobody saw.

The year 2008
1. Careers. Changed jobs twice. Job less hectic. Boring.
2. Fortunes. Return of investments at 80-90%. Income increased. Commitments reduced to 26%. 1 misfortune of car accident.
3. Friendships. Didn't make any true frens. Family ties as usual.
4. Hobbies. Shopping, Movies, DVDs, PC Games.
5. Luck. Many lucky moments and surprised encounters.
6. Relationships. No progress.
7. Spiritual. Maintained. Still doing liberation. Donations.
8. Vacations. Traveled to 3 countries.

The yr 2008 is nothing much of a change from other previous years esp in the areas of friendship, hobbies, relationships and spiritual. Major changes are career, fortunes, luck and vacation. Having fortunes and luck goes hand in hand together and that changes career and vacation.

The year 2009 is not a gud yr for many. Heed this well ok. 2009 does not affect me in the areas of fortune, career and vacation. In the ship-ping areas, eg friendship and relationship, I won't place any particular interest. The only regret I had was having it. It had begun few mths back and will progress into 2009.

Hobbies is as my usual pleasure and leisure.

My living status may have increased but I don't simply spend. Meaning in 2009 I don't lend $ or simply give gifts to anybody or lending things or spending $ on people.

Sometime in early 2009, the most major change will be my commitmens reduced to below 10% with zero debts. My plan for vacation is designated to 3 corners of the world. Hehe... U guess...

My advice, if u wana listen and do
1. Start saving now before its too late. Too late means u've lost ur job. If you can't save, the least u don't go create more debts. Spend wisely. Pls don't trouble your parents or family with your income woes. I see many people duno how to die. Still buying branded stuffs and eating in posh dining areas.

2. Stock up your food and medical supplies. Many factories are closed n more will come. U don't believe ur pasal. U suka. Less production but more demand creates inflation esp in food and medical. Inflation (prices increases) is normal when recession hits. Learn how to cook!

3. Stay at home more. U are responsible for your own fortunes, eg. hse, car, urself and family. Go out only when necessary. Be careful when u go out. In bad times, more mishaps will happen. Your so call true frens will understand if u dont join them for outings. Lemme ask u, if 1 day u join them n ur car got stolen, will any of them lend u their car for u to go to work?

4. For investments, it's too late to invest and you should not invest now. Do not buy any assets.

5. Take gud care of your health. Wat u eat n think affects your health. If u simply put things into your mouth n mind, no matter how many hrs u put into gym is useless. The damage has been done. U simply waste your $, time n effort. Duno how u all think 1. Mind n body must be balance. Got nice body but mind n heart is not taken care is full of crap.

6. Stay close to your family. Only them can help you if u are in danger or in serious situations. Being independant alone does not help in trivial times that are yet to come but soon to arrive. If you don't have a gud family ties, then depend on your religion to seek solace. Your pastor or dharma master will do.

What I advice is only words. It doesn't hurt me. I may just waste sometime advising nobody. It's just bcos I care. Otherwise I don't be wasting my time writing nonsense instead of playing games or watching DVDs. It's up to u to take it or leave it. If you are still stubborn, when reality hits, it will sure hurt u in many ways when the time comes. I know people nowadays don't like advice. Human ego has risen rather than having the virtue of being humble and seeking advice. I don't simply give advise unless one of the 3 conditions arises. War is looming not far. Wish you all luck then. Well... that is if u do come here and read my blog. Hmmm... I doubt so... Haha...

Legend of the Condor Heroes 2008

2008-12-26T05:48:00.000-08:00

I duno if this is from TVB or wat but wat the heck. I've been busy too watching the episodes besides playing games, going out, etc, etc. Very epic. Very Drama too. Bwuahaha... No time msn also. It's the latest and its in mandarin.

Blog Templates Revamp

2008-12-26T04:45:00.000-08:00

Koala's apologies for the long absense. It's a few days. Better than nothing. Busy doing blog template revamp plus customisation which takes sometime. It's till not complete. Will includes some widgets.

I've also bought this game plus BC Kings. The above game is 2 Dvds. Anyone wants to get into a fight? Lolx...

Christmas Gifts

2008-12-26T01:56:00.000-08:00

Merry Christmas Everyone!

This was the biggest and most expensive Christmas gift I've gotten. When I opened it 2day, wah so many things inside. Wakaka...

This is also not cheap. Alcoholic. Heavy too. Yuhm...

Some more gifts. Cute. The above and this was given by str8 guys and it's the 1st time I've received it from str8 guys. Bwuahaha... It's not as sharing either. 1 person 1 gift. Koala ofcos had given them earlier and this is their shown of appreciation and the heart of Christmas giving.

IP Man

2008-12-25T02:32:00.000-08:00

If u like martial arts movies just as koala, dis is a gud 1. There's some humour too. I wish the movie is longer. There's some cut scenes. There're some history to learn too.

The Winter Solstice Day

2008-12-20T04:14:00.000-08:00

Tmrw is Winter Solstice Day. I'm busy making the Tang Yuen. Follow my link here to my old blog where I've blog abt it last year. My recipe and steps are there.

This year, there's 7 colors, just like 7 rainbow colors but the colors are different. Haih so rainbow. :P There's also 3 types of fillings. Sesame seed, peanuts and red beans. Since I cook overnite, some of those with filling spills out n makes the water murky. Next time shud separate n cook into different pot. This yr, I make big for other colors too.

These are the big big ones lor. Big onot? Wakaka... Not big then next yr make bigger lor. Bwuahaha... For the 4th yr Koala has been making it alone since mum no more. Tonite sis got help out. Hehe... But still I make it cos I wana do wat mum has done b4. Dad ofcos doesn't care. I do it also for my ancestors. KOALA wishing everyone HAPPY Winter Solstice Day.

I've reopened KOALA EXPRESS, my original blog. Previously, its only the author can see. It's only 1 yr old. Hopefully next year I don't repeat it. Can't blame me cos dat period is Pisces most powerful period. I was not in the mood to blog and wana close it to u all but seeing Willy here, it changed my mind. Thanks...

There're only 4 types of human who's alone. 1 who is in deep meditation, secluded but attaining samadhi. The other was the beggar who nobody wants to befriend with but maybe rich. The 3rd was those bedridden with incurable disease, suffering, abandoned and waiting to die. The last being those of normal humans but they're alone, nowhere in between. The worst was the one who has more than 1 in this category.

Boney M's Hearts of Gold. I'm searching for the heart of gold and I'm getting old. But I've stopped searching. How many of us in this circle who has it? Too little.

Sacred 2

2008-12-18T04:46:00.000-08:00

A bit apprehensive abt running this game on yesterday midnite, it turned out to be fine. In fact, great. The graphics was superb. Fast! Time to busy playing it. Upgrading the graphics card was worthy. I can look forward to many more high definition games.

Windows Live Messenger 2009

2008-12-18T03:44:00.000-08:00

Windows Live Messenger 2009 which is the latest, in Beta version, doesn't works for Windows XP Professional 64 bit. So is version MSN version 8. But anyway, I've found the way. Bwuahaha... For those who uses Windows XP Professional 32 bit, its no problem installing. I don't recommend installing the Beta version bcos it may affect your windows.

The 7 Worst Habits of Workaholics

2008-12-17T05:50:00.000-08:00

You may try to prove your worth in the office by working harder and putting in more hours. But, if you don't also make time to take care of yourself, success may come at a hefty cost: your health. "Many people feel like they have to push themselves to unhealthy levels in order to succeed," says George Griffing, M.D., professor of internal medicine at Saint Louis University. "But high-pressure jobs and long hours take a real toll on your immediate and future health." It's crucial that you take a break to care for yourself.

The 7 worst habits of workaholics:

1. Forgetting to relax
While some stress can be good because it keeps you alert and motivated, too much stress or chronic stress will take its toll on your body. In fact, stress can cause a wide array of problems including cancer, heart disease, headaches, upset stomach, sleeping problems, muscle tension, weight gain/loss, high blood pressure and chest pains.

2. Eating on the go
Between meetings, conference calls and deadlines, who has time to sit down for a healthy lunch? But a healthy, balanced meal of complex carbohydrates, protein, fruits and vegetables is exactly what you need to stay mentally sharp throughout the day. Beware of frozen meals, fast food and processed food since they can be high in sodium, calories and fat.

3. Putting off sleep for work
Even busy professionals need seven to nine hours of sleep every night. Skimping on sleep can cause irritability, difficulty concentrating, memory problems and poor judgment. It has also been linked to obesity. If you have trouble sleeping at night, avoid bringing work to bed, limit caffeine and alcohol consumption and develop a relaxing routine before bedtime, such as light reading or a warm bath. If you still cannot sleep, seek the help of an expert.

4. Not making time for exercise
Humans were not designed to sit at desks for eight hours or more a day. Getting at least 30 minutes of exercise most days is very important to your immediate and future health. In addition to reducing the risk for nearly every major disease, exercise has been shown to help fight anxiety and depression. By hitting the gym before or after work or walking during lunch, even the busiest person can find time to squeeze in exercise.

5. Working even when you're sick
Everyone has heard this: "Don't come to work if you're sick." Yet that's exactly what many do. Whether you're worried about jeopardizing your job in an unstable economy or just anxious about getting behind, there are three common sense reasons to stay home: Nobody wants your germs, you'll be less productive and you need your rest to get better.

6. Drinking (too much)
Research has shown that moderate alcohol consumption can reduce your risk for everything from heart disease to rheumatoid arthritis--with "moderate" being the key word. In general, men should have no more than two drinks per day (1.5 oz. of spirits, 5 oz. of wine or 12 oz. of beer) and women who are not pregnant should limit themselves to one drink per day. Remember, the risks of excessive drinking far outweigh the benefits of alcohol consumption and can lead to alcoholism, liver disease and some forms of cancer. Instead of drinking several cocktails to cope with stress or unwind after a busy day, try sipping herbal tea, meditate or do yoga.

7. Skipping annual medical checkups
You need to know what's going on in your body so you can detect problems early, prevent other problems from developing and get the best treatment if you have a condition. Depending on your age, family history and lifestyle, consider a comprehensive medical checkup and special screenings every one to five years. Consult with your doctor for more information.

End Year New Things

2008-12-16T06:25:00.000-08:00

Tadaa... When it's near to the end of the year, must get new things lar. Get ready for chinese new year ma. Keke... 2day, due to itchy hands, I've upgraded my Graphics Accelerator card to Gigabyte's Nvidia model GV-N95TD3-512H which's a 512MB DDR3 RAM. My previous is only 256MB and it's also Gigabyte too on Feb 08. I've upgrade it bcos when I play high defination games, it's still jerky. Dunwan mention the price lar. Later ppl think me LCLY got so much $ to buy things. Kekeke... The 1GB RAM is almost double the price of this. The old card can be traded in for 1/3 of this new price.

I've also bought a 500GB SATA Seagate hardisk. Lucky got stock. Had to change bcos my IDE 80GB hardisk is going to kaput. Plus i wana get rid of my other 2 IDE hardisks. They're failing anyway. They're more than 2 yrs aledi. Now I have a 500GB internal SATA and 1 more external 500GB USB to SATA. Lucky the shop do the hardisk installation for me and changed my less-than 1 mth old faulty DVD. It can't boot and playing DVD is jerky. FYI, SATA is much faster than IDE. Nowadays, IDE costs more than SATA due to less production.

Then I install Windows XP Pro 64 bit. Then my 4GB RAM is fully utilised. Previously I use Win XP 32 bit which can only use 3.5 GB RAM out of 4GB RAM. Installation takes 20 mins only. Super fast. Boot up even faster. 5 secs only. Hehe... Cos I have 2 CPU ma... A lot of download have to be done bcos now I'm using 64 bit. Many applications kenot install, so have to download their 64 bit version.

Installing again for the 3rd time but this time in my 64 bit OS, it takes less than 30 mins. And everything is installed correctly. Yeah...

Body Revitalisation - Chinese Herbs

2008-12-14T20:25:00.000-08:00

Here's some guide to Body Revitalisation. Go buy la at any chinese herb shop. Koala dun sell 1. Cook for u oso no. Kekeke... Koala prefer natural n not those pills bcos pills are refined. Pills makes blood acidic which is very bad for all major organs. Take note ler wor. Go natural. Not those natural pills ok. Koala recently maintain this. 1 mth u spend oni RM33! Cheap leh. Where to find. No ah? Koala cheap lor. Bwuahaha...

IMPORTANT
These are for MEN drinks. GAYS is also men ler. For ladies, its Pak Foong Yuen and Thin Chat and they are not for Men ok! It's very heaty! It can even makes u girly due to hormone changes from yang to yin. Unless u wanabe aqua/pondan/sissy. Bwuahaha... Generally men are Yang dominant. Koala especially. U oso? Come come... Hehehe...

Here's watodo if u duno watodo. Koala can teach geh. Here got 4 packs. No 6 packs. This not gym lar. So, its 1 pack every week. After pack 4, go back to pack 1. Repeat the cycle. Like mentrual cycle la. Bwuahaha... Ask sis or mum lor if u duno. If u ask gals n kena slap not koala fault leh. Bwuahaha... Then u have a complete body maintenance for the whole mth. U'd live longer too. Pack your bags lor if u still duno. :P

From the above pic, its toxin 1st. Yahlar koala ask u go buy toxin to drink. Kill ur self. Bwuahaha... *Phengsan. The 1st pack is herbal soup to clear toxins from ur body ler. See above pic. U don't feel sleepy/lethargic when ur working. Can someone translate the mandarin? Cos koala banana ma. Thanks yah. :P

Pack 2 - Far (flower) Kei (kei chi, the kei) Sam Thong (soup). This is Energy pack herbal soup. After cleanse ur body, u need to restore ur energy wat.

Pack 3 - Coolant. Luk (six) Mei herbal soup for coolant.. With the above after energy, u need to cool down the body abit.

Pack 4 of herbal drink. This is for lungs. Yah, hit my lung - Tum sum hou. Wahaha... Last pack.

Methods
1. Use a slow cooker is best. U can use gas but u must watch fire la bcos u had to switch to low heat and the wind may blow off the fire. Don't get the hse burnt down or blow up too. Bwuahaha...
2. Pour 2 liters of water and use high heat till it boils.
3. Put in the ingredients (for herbal soup, add in chicken) and wait till it boils again.
4. Then switch to low heat.
5. Low boil it for 4-8 hrs. Max is 8 hrs. 7-8 hrs is the best.
6. Add brown rock sugar cane for herbal drink. For herbal soup, add 1 small tablespoon salt.
7. Low heat boil it again for a few minutes. Switch off heat.
8. Wait for it to cool down and serve. 2 liters can serve up to 4 persons for 1 cup each. 2 person ma 2 cups lor. *doink 1 person, drink all lar. Bwuahaha...

For pack 1,2 and 3, they are all herbal soup. Means use salt. 1 small tablespoon. Buy half OLD chicken and ask the chicken seller to chop into 4 pcs. Remove the furs. Not koala furs la. Hehe... Then use small low running water to clean the chicken. Using high running water makes the meat not sweet.

Pack 4 is herbal drink, means u use brown rock sugar cane. RM1.50 a pack. Any other sugar oso can geh but not those refined 1 lar. Don't use all of it ok. It'll be too sweet. Half will do.

Note
Don't use pork bcos pork is oily. If u use more than 2 liters, the potency is lesser. If u use gas, water dissipates faster, so watch out for water level.

Warning
1. If u plan to go out and u are using gas, better u dont do it.
2. Herbal soups must be finished within 1 day. Bcos otherwise it turns to wind. Then u get tummy ache if ur tummy not strong.
3. Herbal drinks can be extended. If refrigerated, it's extremely coolant. Not good for old people ok. U old onot? No? Gud lor. Hehe...
4. Herbal soup/drink can only be drank once each week, especially those for tonic. It's not for everyday.

PS. I think dis post no response 1. Y? Cos most gays buys either facial la or mask la or god knows wat for muka cantik lor. Bwuahaha... So? No gays gonna go chinese herb shop, go all thru the trouble boiling water n wait for 8 hrs. They rather go out yum cha lar, gym lar, movies n shopping lor. Hehe... Oh and eat oso. *phengsan

Aunties aunties got say hor, the only way to keep a husband n have him come back home on time is making soup for him. Haih, I so auntie aledi. Bwuahaha...

Something U Must See

2008-12-14T08:01:00.000-08:00

From u no eye see to something u dunwan to see and now is u must see. Hehe... This show i tot since its from very old novel, the film remake won't be dat gud but it actually is nice. U shud see. No spoilers here. 1st time sit in golden cinema. Don't cost much also. Next time shud see movies in golden cinema cos not many people esp annoying people who's cheapskate no class can only go normal cinemas. Bwuahaha... surprisingly this movie not many ppl see. Hmm...

Finally I get the voucher after painstakingly hearing their scam for 2.5 hrs trying to rip my $ off for RM23K which I will never pay and thank god I didn't. It's just a stupid voucher with few discounts, plus a few nites stay dependant on 3 locations. And they say got free dinner wor. Dinner my ass. Just mee hoon. I had to come back n take a real dinner. Celaka. Wasting my time.

Get some socks to put the candies and cute bears inside.

A gift to my ex-boss who have done a great deal briefing my boss n me for weeks. There's another 2 box of cookies for him too but lazy to post. Tot of giving him a wine geh but he got a bit health prb. Cookies better la cos he can let his visitors eat also. This is my token of appreciation n gratitude for him as a so called teacher. Must thank u ppl 1 ma rite? Ofcos my other collegues I did buy them secret recipe cakes too cos they too did teach me some.

1 candy for me. Kekeke... Another 2 for my sis n ... duno who... no idea for now... Can't wait till Christmas week. :P

I went to Sg. Wang 3rd flr and get this game again. Really fedup with the copy I had which I can't play. I don't care if wasting my $. RM36 for 3 DVDs. Hmm... Cheaper wor. I bought the 1st copy was RM45 for 3 DVDs. Next time got excuse go Sg. Wang. Hahaha... No la. Parking fees add up to it is aledi more expensive. Yah Koala cheapo. Bwuahaha...

U See Wat U Dunwan To See

2008-12-13T03:31:00.000-08:00

From the previous post of No Eye See, yesterday I had an encounter of For Your Eyes To See. Mwuahaha... Everyday I took lrt to work and ofcos back from work. The experience was... u noe lar, fabulously lousy. But most of the time I was lucky getting seats and into comfort zones. So, while I was taking LRT to ~~meet a leng cai~~ office, there was dis guy who came and stand right in front of me. I was ofcos sitting dat time. He wore a white pants. His shirt was not tucked in. Then I saw wat I'm not suppose to see. He zippers was not zipped! Bwuahaha... Birdie flew lor. I duno I'm so damn lucky dat day or I shud be washing my eyes after dat. Wahaha...

Then there is What U May Not Wants, Wants U. Yah it came. Today I received a call dat I won a hotel stay anywhere in Malaysia for few days plus a free dinner tmrw which I need to go to collect my prize. Whoa... Some more it's holiday season... Haih... I dunwan ler. I wan a bf ma... Wahaha... No lar, bf oso I dunwan actually. I dunwan anything is a fact. I dont go asking for things. Things I had to use and buy is a different case. This yr alone I've won many things. Best thing is I never use. Bwuahaha... Watodo... No bf to give wat. DVD player, MP4 player, Vouchers and now a free stay hotel. 5 star hotel leh. Hehe... Last time I won a Bali trip. I send my dad off to there. Wakaka... Haih... I wonder when I can won a bf. Mwuahaha... Yar yar I wish...

No Eye See

2008-12-12T05:24:00.000-08:00

C onot? Koala oso no eye see. Haha... Few few days back ago, b4 koala posts the 2nd christmas tree, koala dunwan to post anything geh cos no mood. Haih, lucky got post. Cos after post, got 2 comment. Yahlor, just post a tree oni. Small tree some more. Later must post a jungle. Got more comments then. Bwuahaha... Aih duno y lar. Gays like trees kua. 1st time know. Koala post car, they dun like. Games oso they dun like. House oso no. Wahaha... Weird 1. Koala dun understand gays anymore. Sad sad. Sex I think they very likey. Naked pics oso. Wahaha...

Well, irregardless of ppl come not come or komen onot, koala will still posts abit bit geh. But depends on mood. Nowadays mood swings till duno where. Bwuahaha... Aih duno y. C cute boys oso no mood. C gays more no mood. Nowadays c gays turns me off aledi. Maybe wana turn str8 aledi. Cos owuz with my collegues talking abt pussies and boobs. Wahaha... My workplace a lot cat-walk pussies. Dangerous influence? Maybe, maybe not. Workplace hazard leh. Wahaha... Seldom on9 oso nowadays. Duno wat to blog oso.

2nd Tree

2008-12-11T05:38:00.000-08:00

This is my 2nd tree lor. Christmas tree la. It's white. Nice mou? I saw it, the other day la, on the display store LAR n str8 away luv the lights lar. Luv lights oni ma. Kenot meh. :P Ofcos as koala who luvs trees oso hor, the white tree is nice lor. Like snow. Make believe la. I deco it with gold n white. Haih gold again. Watodo... Old is gold ma. Koala old jor. Bwuahaha... The lights are white too. Haih... feel like white hair more ler. Mwuahaha... So now every nite can stare at the luvly lights. No need to think of luv bf aledi. Hehe... Watodo... koala cheap skate fella ma. Dis tree cost oni less than RM50. Cheap leh. Yahlor koala cheap sure tree oso cheap oso. Kekeke... No wonder kenot find bf or no bf wan. Blek... Click on the image to view bigger. U can see Santa there. Not koala la. :P

2day I saw an new decorated little Christmas tree at my workplace. Then dis noti koala ask my ex-boss isit u deco ah? Yup. Then koala say, next time i bring fish tank. Bwuahaha... He laugh oso. Then during lunch he asked us how many christmas trees are there in the floor of whole my working area. There were 9! Gosh... Any1 wana cut down trees? Come come... :P